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- What is this show "Queers on ice"?
- No, it's the Olympic team figure skating...

If the Lord wanted to see me on the ice, he made me a cocktail of vodka martinis.

Damn... the Gym all day telling you "no", making fun of you, again and again, calling you an idiot and crazy. If you like to rush at high speed on a stationary object - a horse for You! If you love to tear off hands from pieces of leather - bars for You! There's nothing more fun than blisters on the blisters pervasice is super sexy. And exercises on the floor? Are you kidding me? Who doesn't like to nurse in a leotard, rubbing ass, and endlessly repeating idiotic movement is amazing! If you love to fall gymnastics is for You! You fall on your face... ass... back... on his knees... and break pride! I don't like fall... I LOVE it!

If you do not know what to do - shake the ass, and even if the solution will not come inflated ass is never superfluous.

Because physical culture is a way of human life, should not be involved in all the people, regardless of age.

It was all over, when I first stopped the game to show ads.

The lack of goals is a problem for Newspapers, but not for me.

In today's football there is only one player who was just above me is a player of Spanish "Barcelona" Lionel Messi.

My daughter wanted to surf, but I said nothing.
- What do you have against surfing?
Against surf - nothing. I'm against waves of skin cancer and the fact that my daughter will walk around in a bikini.

Failure ended the performance of Belarusian athletes at the world Championships in equestrian sport. If the horse and took the barrier, the wagon demolished everything in its path.

I bought a cheap bike and feel like Armstrong!

You absolutely don't care about yourself! When was the last time you ran in the morning and Tuikov how much did you eat today?!

The reason for my failure is obvious: I trained a little. And besides, I trained a little. And yet - I trained a little. If it is so brief.

The ability to compete it is impossible to obtain for any money, and the fashion brand the form and running shoes will not make a newcomer Asa...