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Experienced lawyers will never ask direct questions that require equally simple answers. On the contrary, they try to ask more at first glance, irrelevant questions to get people to tell more about yourself and discover your true feelings.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:43
- Why are you accusing my client of defamation?
- I'm not a lawyer, Mr. Isaacman.
- I am a lawyer. And still can't understand it.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 09:13
A good lawyer thinks about the facts. A great attorney thinks about the enemy.
1 Season 7 Series
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 07:43
Like all lawyers, I'd hate to have innocent customers. If you manage to protect the innocent, he believes it is in order. And if you lose, he will hate you as a personal enemy. And guilty, if you lose, he believes it is inevitable, and if you win it will be the feet you kiss.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 03:53
And the lawyer knows that the lawyer is a hired conscience.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 03:17
The lawyer is disinterested even of the mouse - if the mouse gnaws furtively cheese, the lawyer honestly eats only holes in public laws.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 02:55
- Why are You in prison? Previous convictions not affected too.
- I had a bad lawyer.
8 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 23:40
First rule of being a lawyer - never ask a question that does not want to know the answer.
3 Season 19 Series
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:07
Civilization has led to the fact that it does not matter who is right and who is wrong; matters whose lawyer is better.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:20
The lawyer who defends himself, a client is a fool.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 12:35
- What do sixty lawyers on the seabed?
- Looking to someone to hang on!
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 13:28
How long have you been a lawyer?
- Approximately seven minutes.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:53
A lawyer with a briefcase in hand robbed more than a hundred fools with guns.
(A lawyer with a briefcase in hand will rake in more than a thousand armed robbers in masks.)
(The lawyer can use your folder to steal more money than a thousand thugs with guns and wearing masks.)
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:46
- I've often lied?
- Come on, you're a lawyer.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 15:03
Yeah, I don't remember who I am, but I'm sure there's a lawyer.
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MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:33
