homophobia [Theme] Page 4

Hello. My cat is gay. What do I do?
What?!
- My cat, there are signs of homosexual.
- I know, I know. And... is it you this way?
- It interferes with my dad. Dad is homophobic.

- What's your problem? What are you so afraid?
- In addition to your attempts to look in my pants?
- Oh, Yes. The main nightmare of all straight people is that all gay men want to seduce! So, it's not! You're not my type! Yeah, I don't like sweating double XLS, who at thirty is already bald.
Do not push me, Hummel!
- You gonna hit me? Come on! Bay, but I will remain who I am. You don't knock the gay out of me as I you nuts.

Is so obscene! Why two guys in a hotel?
- What do you mean "obscene"?
- It is interesting. You can listen to music?
Yeah. Just not loud.
Okay.
[plays the song Roy Orbison - "Oh, my love, my darling"]
Is even more strange was...
- I'm going to go take a shower.
Wait. What did you say? And... you... did this on purpose?
- Chshshsh!

most Russian men are homophobic because of the fact that the Russian mind is very strong metastases criminal code of honor. Any serious person, whatever he was doing, subconsciously trying to the bed and tries to have his track record was not noticeable violations of prison taboos that will have to pay back. Therefore, the life of the Russian macho looks to be a permanent séance: while the body is wallowing in luxury, the soul is doing time in the area.

If any of you hate homosexuals, people with different skin color or women, please do me a favor: go away from here. Don't come to our shows and don't buy our records.