Character: Kurt Hummel

The only cure to loneliness is cake.

- No. We will not do this.
Why? Kurt, it's not violence, it's savvy. I attached the recorder to your bra.

- Are you sure we should release three hundred live doves indoors? Is it then not to be a little... dirty?
- That's why we feed them glitter.

Don't want to bother you with my problems. I usually tape them, and then waiting to tell about them in a reality show.

- So what should we do?
- Let's play strip poker. I brought condoms.
- Becky, blaine and I are gay, remember?
- Before me it never stopped.

Sorry, but if I want to sing about the Lord, I will go to Church. The reason why I don't go to Church is that most churches don't especially think about people with nonconventional orientation. Or about women. Or about science.

- Know the difference between this place and new York?
Glorious bagels?
- You can always come back. But you won't.

Sometimes it is very hard.
- I know. But in the end it's worth it. I promise.

You look at all their phones? Rachel is stuck in Los Angeles! We have to delay tonight's performance to her return. I thought we could say that a bomb, or bugs to fill, or I could run into the hall shouting: "Hey, Barbara Park gives a free concert!"

I don't box. Me more four sides.

Mercedes, you in any case must not be ashamed of their figures.
- Shy? No, no, no. I'm afraid too much to bare and provoke sexual rebellion.

- Have you heard? The entire campus is on alert.
Is school of the arts. They are on the ears, even if the machine is over gummy worms.

- Who are you going to sing?
With the most talented person in glee club. With yourself.

- I think we're alike stronger than you think.
- Horrible words.
I know you're lonely. I can't even imagine how difficult it is to have feelings in high school and not be able to Express them so you are not humiliated, not ridiculed or something worse. We're going to win the National championship this year. Do you know why we will succeed? Because we have you.
- Right.
- There are twelve people who love you for what you remain yourself.