army [Theme] Page 29

Golden-Golden night
How many stars in the sky,
As in the beginning of may
Women shed tears...

If you want to pee,
Then sit down on his haunches.
See, you don't deserve
To pee standing up like a man.

Sank to the floor of the suitcase
And my eyes darkened
What have you done to me, Krasnoyarsk
In the two years that the house I was not..?
(approx. instead of Krasnoyarsk there are different variations of cities :)

Anyone who runs, is considered a VC. But the one who stands at attention, is considered to be disciplined VC.

- Why should we write about you?
Because I'm the real killer, mother fucker. No shit! I killed 157 cross-eyed and 50 water buffaloes, too. Anyone can confirm that.
And women and children?
- Sometimes.
How can you shoot women and children?!
- It is easy. They take less lead. Except war isn't hell?!

Marines are not allowed to die without permission!

God hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see. God plays his games, we play ours. In gratitude for your strength, we constantly heaven Packed with fresh souls. God was here before there was a marine corps so that you can give your soul to Jesus but your ass belongs to the corps. Do you ladies understand?

If the army decided that I need a wife, I would have given.

- How is the spring call?
Students and pacifists have already built, leaving only blue. They caught Ali Baba and the forty thieves, where are they?
- Ali to the wall, a woman to me and the others in the squad. Patients and Directors in the penal battalion.

And why am I not the General? Clicking I also know how!

- No, the SS Crutch did not serve - he just likes leather jackets.

Look at me - who was I? And what have I become? To put it mildly, everyone! Why? Yes, because I - Russian soldiers! A Russian soldier never gives up. A hell, he has nothing to lose. This is our main military secret.

- I always ask three questions: why am I army how old I am and why I have hair on the chest was painted. Will start with the last: the hair on my chest stained because I spilled on them rocket oxidizer. Years I'm twenty-nine years soon. In the army I because I wanted mother-in-law to the madhouse to pay for beliefs. ... You see a gopher?
- No.
And I do not see. And it is!

The army is not just a good word, and very fast thing. So we have won all wars. While the enemy draws maps of the offensive, we change the landscape, and manually. When the time comes to attack, the enemy lost in unfamiliar terrain, and comes to a complete nebogatova. In this sense, this is our strategy.