TV show: Stand Up. Page 29

At some time in 33 years the body includes a power saving mode. Here you drink at the party, it's cool, you're dancing on the bar, and in the morning the body says to you, "So, man, you, probably, enough. We go to sleep. Let's not waste time - go to sleep right here!"

To the Jew it is difficult to understand why the need for gyms. Just why lifting heavy objects and putting them down in the same room?

For men shaving is not some crazy process. It's an event. It usually takes about twenty minutes. You're standing in the bathroom, for starters shaved cheeks in the bathroom remains Stas Mikhailov, sung a couple of tracks. Then shaved the beard. In the finale of all this - Hitler. And Hitler just had to go into the room to my wife and said, "May I leave?"

Never meet a Jewish champion of throwing the nucleus. Why just the kernel to throw, if it can be useful? Do Jews not welcome all sports where you need something to break up.

The only sport of the Jews - it is chess. First, because there it is possible to go browsing. Second, because they need to think, and this is what we do. But in chess, do not just think, there you need to consider your opponent's moves and your moves so that he did not think of. Well, to do what we in ordinary life do. Only there it is not called a smart-ass, and chess.

Now with the advent of gadgets, many regard themselves as photographers and film myself everywhere: in the Elevator, at the beach or the food. It never has been before, because before there were cameras film at 24 frames, and the rich 36.