TV show: Stand Up. Page 27
We all love free free entertainment. For example, when on the Day of give a salute, we're all going to look at it. By the way, strangely we behave during the salute. I don't understand why when I give a salute to all clap and shout "Boo!" I have the feeling that if we don't clap and shout the fireworks will stop and say, "Oh, you ungrateful creature!" And no matter how great the fireworks, anyway, after the fireworks they all say: "salute shit!" And is always the person who says: "Found what to do with money, better hospital was built!" Imagine if on the opening of the hospital said: "the Hospital shit, you'd better salute was given!"
1 Season 4 Series Release Date: 13.10.2013
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 10:41
The meaning of any wedding photo shoot is to make as many photos of different shrubs in the city.
1 Season 2 Series Release Date: 29.09.2013
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 10:40
I understand why parents are afraid to send their children to martial arts, e.g. karate. Because parents are afraid that their children will be there to beat. So, parents who are going to give his son for ballroom dancing, remember that your child will be beaten as soon as they find out that he goes to ballroom dancing, and will beat kids who go to karate.
1 Season 9 Series Release Date: 17.11.2013
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 10:36
Many people think that the Jews come home after work, open the box from under the Shoe and count the dollars; that only Jews have the child asks to sleep not to read him a book and count the dollars. Comes to the father, considers the dollars and the child falls asleep, but falling asleep is not in the process of conversion, and when the father will count and say, "Everything is in place, son."
1 Season 8 Series Release Date: 10.11.2013
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 10:16
Winter irritates a lot of things. For example, this strange chemical mixture with which strew streets. She eats shoes, clothes - anything, but not snow. The snow from her as if just getting stronger. Who has not seen this black snow until mid-may and not even thinking to melt? I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that he actually doesn't melt, but just at some point crawls into the forest.
1 Season 8 Series Release Date: 10.11.2013
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 10:16
When you have an older brother, it's terrible, because you always know how you'll be wearing in six months.
1 Season 7 Series Release Date: 03.11.2013
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 10:04
They say the train is the sound of the wheels, there is some romance. Now, I don't think so. I think there is some romance, but only if you ride the train alone. All alone in the train.
1 Season 6 Series Release Date: 27.10.2013
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 21:51
My grandfather, a war veteran, he went through the battle of Stalingrad from beginning to end and came to Berlin. And on the 55th anniversary of the victory the government gave him "eyes". And not just "CMOS" and "CMOS" are yellow. I just don't understand how you can give to a veteran "oku"? People won Berlin - give him a German car! He dropped her foot came! If he wanted to "oku", he would have won by Togliatti. Friends, for me, "oku" you have to give the German veterans that they looked at her and remembered that they were won by people, not machines.
1 Season 5 Series Release Date: 20.10.2013
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 21:46
People come in stand-up and talk about their problems. I have one problem - I am 30 years old and I'm still not married. More and better care. Now the whole world is in suspense because North Korea is threatening a nuclear strike. But I really don't care. C a nuclear strike I'll be fine. At my school OBZH "5" was, and we were told there what to do in case of nuclear attack: seal the Windows with foil to lie down in the bath and drinking red wine.
1 Season 3 Series Release Date: 06.10.2013
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 21:37
I don't understand why Caucasians polls are engaged in aggressive sports such as wrestling, Sambo, MMA. Rowing is the ideal sport for Caucasians. People will be very happy to see four Caucasian synchronous float away into the distance.
1 Season 5 Series Release Date: 20.10.2013
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 21:37
I understand why in the army you Wake up at 6 in the morning: because the only thing I want to do at 6 am is killing people.
1 Season 5 Series Release Date: 20.10.2013
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 21:34
It is strange that you can something do not want, but when you know that it's free, you could dramatically want.
- You will be white wine?
- No, thanks, don't like white wine.
But it's free!
- So let's try what I labels on a white wine kick from the...
1 Season 4 Series Release Date: 13.10.2013
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 21:16
Interestingly, the freebie lovers always support each other. But sometimes it looks rather strange. For example, when one fan of freebies according to another fan of freebies about the freebie, then it seems that he treats him.
1 Season 4 Series Release Date: 13.10.2013
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 21:16
There are a huge number of weird things that make everything. For example, when we go to the window and look at on the street dressed other people to understand how to dress us. But somehow, in this moment no one takes into account that the people who walk down the street an hour ago was doing the same thing. It turns out that the people who get up at five in the morning, not even aware which they have responsibility.
1 Season 4 Series Release Date: 13.10.2013
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 21:16
Now you will not see on the street not a single person in a t-shirt with a huge inscription "Yours". These shirts are worn underneath the sweater. But if you have boxers Dolce&Gabbana, you will pull them on over my sweater.
1 Season 3 Series Release Date: 06.10.2013
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 21:13
