TV show: Dara O Briain: a crowd Favorite (Dara O Briain: Crowd Tickler)

Ladies, if you want to knock out the man the truth, you have five minutes after orgasm to ensure that all inquire.

Adult life is eternal moaning about the high price. And others right are itching to tell you about this high price.

Adulthood is either a variation of stuff that you don't care about, or things you would prefer not to know, but you're an adult, so they need to know.

"I just have to take a picture!" - Yes is not obliged you to take a picture. "Friends won't believe me!" I'm not a unicorn. Meeting with me is not such a shock!

When you communicate with people from the audience, then looking for such work, who understand everything. Because there are two very interesting works, which hall understands. The first type is work that we learned as children. Firefighters, bakers... It's like a dream job, and the second type is work that I could use for role-playing games in bed. The fireman there... or, a stretch, a Baker.

Children are very easy to learn, because they have a young mind, but with age it becomes difficult to learn. Of course, it is easy for children to learn, because in childhood everything is new and amazing! In childhood: mountains explode, and of them pouring lava! Or a planet with a ring. Or Africa is a horse with a very long neck. All around amazing! For adults is nothing new. Only small variations of shit that you already know.

I love Twitter, and think Twitter is the coolest thing! Twitter is a powerful tool because it enabled forty thousand people tell me personally that I looked like GRU from the movie Despicable me.

... Not less surprising things that we teach our children in school once. The children will learn about it once and never return - no details, no nuances, no political details. A perfect example is the Vikings. One of the greatest colonial forces of the past thousands of years. They swept across Northern Europe, through Britain, through Ireland, to the Iceland, Greenland, maybe even North America! They staged noisy feasts in their honor!
- Will feast, Ragnar! We won a great victory!
- A truly great, Eric! Our deeds will be told for thousands of years!
Who Ragnor? Who is going to tell you about our acts?
- Mostly children 6-8 years. Children 6-8 years old will adore! They will make application of our courts and draw our hikes. And the wrong helmets!

The brain is an amazing thing, isn't it? It is not like other organs. Light - we feel like expanding. Heartbeat palpable. And knee do not need to cut to see what it does. But the brain is unclear. It is difficult to see how the brain works. To capture how he does his job. Historically, we did not know what they are doing different parts of the brain, if you do not happen any ***ETS.

I have a number of claims to what we teach our children even to school. Things that we teach them from zero to three years. Preschool knowledge. The knowledge that we somehow believe the Foundation of information - supposedly this is the most important thing can grind to a child in the head. Lord, what nonsense is this knowledge! How much I spent while practicing animal sounds and farm animals combined with the right sounds with two children who live in Central London!

What nonsense we are surrounded by sex! I apologize to all women for the senseless rubbish that you have to do because it excites us. A striking example - the industry of lingerie. It's a ridiculous garment! When you're with a woman, she comes into the room in lingerie and says: "You mean like this?", man feels a Primate research lab, and the good scientist of the highest kind is trying to understand how the primitive male brain.

Surprise things we teach our children just because we were taught by our parents. Namely, "get your elbows off the table." What's wrong with elbows on the table? The table right height for the elbows. He's right in waiting to her elbows. Want put. Want wert. Their children we tell to remove the elbows from the table just because we ourselves are parents commanded to remove his elbows from the table. And they told us to remove the elbows from the table just because their parents told them to take the elbows off the table, and, incidentally, there are religions.

... With age, the taste becomes richer and you learn to distinguish light wines from the strong. But with age, it is necessary to know the classification of 1855 Chateau and some land on one side of the mountain in an area of France that you never see. But it's all bullshit. There are three levels of wine.
1. From 0 to 15 pounds. It's just a drink.
2. 15 and more - put in the Cabinet sideways for a while, then take it out, pour in a strange jug with cover, turned it, into a glass and drink.
3. This is a wine that brings to the party, and you have it just because you yourself once held a party. And someone brought this wine to you. And this wine is just roam from house to house. There is no label on the Chateau. There is more registration the old machine, which collects print in the course of travel.