TV show: Nick Offerman: American man (Nick Offerman: American Ham)

You compare an organic form created by nature, with anorexic retouched erotic cartoon. They will never match! And if it matches, it will be disgusting. You're a man? Then beautiful you are.

Avoid the mirror. The mirror should be a tool for care. Mirror to use to check whether you have to face some shit. But it is not, it became so much more. It is even meaner than that bitch in "snow white" or than the even more evil bitch in "the Chronicles of Narnia". Because the mirror is a conductor. You can imagine the tunnels running from the mirror and connects to the network, reaching to all the billboards, the racks with magazines and advertising posters...

... One of the things that keeps us doing what we love and to demonstrate their abilities as individuals - is an amazing invention that took over our world, namely - computers, the Internet and everything else. This is a real machine of miracles. But there's something I don't like these things... And I'm telling you this as a slave of addiction. Last year I tried Twitter for a few weeks, and it made me so mad! I think Twitter feeds that part of human nature, which always thinks that somewhere right now, we could be even better.

It's so sad that so many people in our society say, "Damn, thank God it's Friday! Thank God that five of the seven days of my life is finally over! Because I hate five seventh of my life. Now these two seventh life, I drunk in the restaurant, not to think about the upcoming seventh five!" It's sad! Find what you like, or at least what you normally carry so that you have time to do what you love after work.

"Hobby" is not the right word for something that can have such a great importance in human life. But, on the other hand, this is one of those words that just sound bad. So instead of "hobby", I prefer to use the word "business". Find the trick. If you want to increase the rate of pleasantness in your life, find what you love to do. It can be anything - food, music... what you love to do - that is the sexiest part of you.