TV show: Joe Rogan: Talking monkeys in space (Joe Rogan: Talking Monkeys in Space)



The only way to become a successful comedian is to figure out what really amuses people. Then you need to learn to Express themselves using a few words. Economy with words. And communicate ideas most effectively. To have people respect your thoughts and allowed them in their minds. That's the whole point. Comedy is a kind of mass hypnosis.
Quote Explanation: About stand-up Comedy.
№ 267656   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:53
The point is that children need to tell the truth about their views. And when raising a new person, it's the same one. And when you have a friend younger than you, and you're trying to honestly tell him your views on life, in some point, trying to protect him from the truth will inevitably collapse. Children need to talk about everything.
№ 267655   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:53
Everyone wants to see someone worse off than himself.
№ 267653   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:53
Many people do not like to think that man evolved from apes. Usually for religious reasons. You know, talking to someone, and he says he knows that he is descended from Jesus, not from apes. There were at you such interlocutors? Who know? "Man, I know what happened from Jesus, not from monkeys". Mike, you're thirty years? How do you know so much? People are scratching their heads over this question for thousands of years, and you have everything under control. I don't know from whom came I - from Jesus or from monkeys, because I'm dumber than a stump and had never researched this topic. Scientists, in particular, has decoded the human genome. Whatever that means. They found that people - 96% chimpanzee. That's a lot of monkeys. Is there any point in continuing the argument? <...> We are apes. But this does not mean that there is no God. That's where all the brains are starting to climb nabekren. This does not mean that someone has an answer or you're wrong. I'm just saying that maybe God made a monkey that doesn't like to consider myself a monkey, which is often lying?
№ 267645   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:52
Monkeys are very similar to us, which is why I'm so angry when I see them at the zoo. Come to the zoo to see chimps and think, "Damn, how he wants to get out of the cell. Probably because". But people just don't understand. Some do not want to think about what these monkeys will need. "Dude, I walked past the zoo, they had a great time. Was swinging on the swings". Yeah, but if you go to prison, you'll see how the guys there playing basketball. It is not an indicator that everything is awesome.
№ 267644   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:52
However, all die. Not all in fact live, right? And if to live, to live sincerely. Here's my advice. <...> Be honest. Even if you can lie, you don't need. It's not worth it.
№ 267643   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:52
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№ 267642   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:52