TV show: Sarah millican: "Home bird" (Sarah Millican: "Home Bird")

My friend is very good at cooking and baking. I talked to her on the phone, and she, wanting to show off, have listed different facts about food. She said to me: "did you know that sugar preservative?". And I'm like, "Ooh, I'm going to live forever." She said, "no, you will die, and quite early, but it is not going to decompose for a hundred years."

But what to do... She ordered a carrot cake, but for me it is a desecration of the concept of "cake". I mean, it's vegetables? Fuck you!