TV show: Open MIC. Page 13

Sent here once for milk. I stand, take a bottle of milk "little house in the village." Look at grandma and think it's a real person. What marketers will do when she dies? They will be removed from the picture grandma and just leave the house? And we will each month to see the picture more and more shagrenevaya economy. The grass is tall, chickens running around...

I don't like to tell people I'm a doctor. Because the first question I'm asked: "are you afraid of the sight of blood?" And now I'll tell you a story, after which the issue will disappear by itself. At the medical University freshman, after a month of training, I went to the morgue and asked me to saw off the head of the dead woman. And you know, it's not that hard, if you imagine that she was a bad person. Or you somewhere in a hurry.

The wife knows that her husband for her protection, support and support. Especially when she wakes you up with a finger in the side, making the most feeble, view and as the dying voice says: "Water..." And in fact it is not attacked by muggers, it is now not a job interview, she does not need any protection nor support, but I love her, so, of course, go for a glass of water. Back, affectionate look as she drinks, makes a SIP, puts it on the bedside table and falls asleep. And then I toss and turn I can't sleep until the morning. Not because I was woken... have you seen this little fucking SIP of that? A Hummingbird in the language brings more water at a time! Let's be honest: are you wanted water, you wanted to check, I will go for it or not. Defender or defender...

I really like family life. Being married is cool because when you're married, you have no opportunity to think differently, because it's late.

After the English lessons come to me crazy Mama with a question: "so, how'd it go? How's my boy?" I think: my God, you live with this monster! You know everything, why are you asking me? But I can't say because I don't want to offend anyone, and I say something like: "Alesha is very Patriotic mouth. None of the bourgeois sound will not come out of it. It is done!"

Many parents think that if their child will learn English, it will become smarter. It doesn't work. If a moron somehow learns English, he'll just be able to pass on their moronic thoughts to the British.

Some of "our" have an idea: let's spend the Minsk gay pride parade! I say: come on, I go in the tank! The word "gay pride parade" I propose to start not from the word "gay", and the word "parade". Hold it for all customs. In the form, in tanks, with heavy machinery. A real army, but with a little secret!

... In the ninth grade I at the school dance singing Whitney Houston - "I Will Always Love You" in clips and heels. It was supposed to be coming out, but it caused a different reaction: "Godfather, you killed it, bro! You're done, give me a five! You need to Eurovision!" My classmates already back in 1998 I realized the winning scheme in this competition.

I'm openly gay but I don't believe. And when I was closed gay all suspected me. Now when I am openly gay, everyone is looking for a reason to convince yourself that it is not. My friends say: "Oh, my God, it's just your way! You earn it!" My question is: earn what disability?

I live with the guy, but he is not my boyfriend, we're just together rent an apartment. And I don't know how to explain who he is to me, because he is not my friend, he is not my boyfriend. Who is he to me? Roommate? I think when a person is called "Prag", you automatically ascribe the diagnosis "alcoholism" and "theft". I the word "roommate" I hear only in crime reports, when they found the corpse of a woman and next to her roommate. After all, there is good news, for example, when a roommate painted the whole area, all shops... No. Without adding "the verdict of the judge."

I love Facebook. Recently discovered there is a test where the date of birth of the designated guardian angel and icon-Mediatrix. Born 20 January to 20 February, will protect Nicholas. From February 20 to March 20 our lady of Vladimir. In short, to long to list, we have bulls, Seraphim of Sarov. At the very Seraphim of Sarov, which in September, Procopius of Caesarea.

My name is Ilya, I grew up in a large family, I have two older brothers. And here the most insulting: how much would you not years, for their senior you'll always be "small".
"Hey, kid!", "How's it going, kiddo?", "What's up, kid?", "How's your hypertension, Mala?" Tomorrow we go to the funeral small!

I'm a Yezidi by nationality. This is the nation of Iraq. And I'm Dating a Russian girl, because of what our parents are against our relationship. My parents want me married tidke, they are conservatives. Her parents want her married Russian. Racist. I have strict parents. I'm twenty-two years, but they treat me like a child. Recently at home I found the condoms and the house was a scandal. And it wasn't a scandal in style: "Guram, you ohrenel, and how do you feel?" No, they were fighting.

I work in the theatre. When at age twenty I entered the theatrical Institute, I was told that I have a long nose, small Breasts and a nasty voice. When I got married, I was told the same thing, only gave the tablecloth.