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If your girlfriend left you and you decided to jump off the roof, remember that you have horns, not wings!
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:31
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the beautiful view from the window, even when driving on the bypass road.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:29
If you first succeed, try to hide his surprise.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:29
Friendship, it is like vitamins - it reserves need to replenish every day.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:29
CONSCIOUSNESS: a tedious period of time from sleep to sleep.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:28
Good for you,
to be in love.
You can walk under the snow,
holding
hands, and breathe each other on the lashes to
melted snowflakes,
and warm nose in the collar of each other, and not to freeze, Yes.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:28
- He'll kill you.
And why are you always trying to cheer me up?
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:27
- I woke you up, huh?
- Well, actually, we here have a strange habit of sleep at night.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:27
- If anyone calls, tell them I went abroad, flew into space, and I'm not looking for
And even then, you're saying that calm?
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:27
The highest manifestation of love - the ability that love cannot be imposed.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:23
Exam is cancelled! All tickets are sold!
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:23
... distance from the earth to the Sun is 150 billion steps...
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:23
A girl calls in a beauty salon:
- Forgive, and epilation - what is it like?
- In Photoshop...
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:22
I'm not you, you're not me. But we're still a unified whole.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:22
Worst nightmare: to make sandwiches, pour the tea, bring it all to bed, wrapped in a blanket and forget the TV remote...
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:16