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If your girlfriend left you and you decided to jump off the roof, remember that you have horns, not wings!
№ 13265   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:31
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the beautiful view from the window, even when driving on the bypass road.
№ 13213   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:29
If you first succeed, try to hide his surprise.
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Friendship, it is like vitamins - it reserves need to replenish every day.
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CONSCIOUSNESS: a tedious period of time from sleep to sleep.
№ 13201   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:28
Good for you,
to be in love.
You can walk under the snow,
holding
hands, and breathe each other on the lashes to
melted snowflakes,
and warm nose in the collar of each other, and not to freeze, Yes.
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- He'll kill you.
And why are you always trying to cheer me up?
№ 13180   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:27
- I woke you up, huh?
- Well, actually, we here have a strange habit of sleep at night.
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- If anyone calls, tell them I went abroad, flew into space, and I'm not looking for
And even then, you're saying that calm?
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The highest manifestation of love - the ability that love cannot be imposed.
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Exam is cancelled! All tickets are sold!
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... distance from the earth to the Sun is 150 billion steps...
№ 13098   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:23
A girl calls in a beauty salon:
- Forgive, and epilation - what is it like?
- In Photoshop...
№ 13081   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:22
I'm not you, you're not me. But we're still a unified whole.
№ 13076   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:22
Worst nightmare: to make sandwiches, pour the tea, bring it all to bed, wrapped in a blanket and forget the TV remote...
№ 12962   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:16