Faina Ranevskaya. Less pathos, gentlemen! (№ 351924)

Once Ranevskaya asked if she was ever in love.
- Yeah, - said Ranevskaya, when I turned nineteen, I joined the provincial troupe and immediately fell in love with the first lover! So handsome he was! And I was terrible as a mortal sin. I his eyes ate, but he paid no attention to me. But one day suddenly came to me and said with his gorgeous baritone voice: "Darling, you're near the theatre room off? So wait for tonight: will you at seven o'clock."
I ran to the entrepreneur, the money in the account payday took, bought wine, food all, dressed, make-up and sit - waiting. Seven-no, eight-no, nine o'clock comes... Drunk and with a woman!
"Darling, - speaks, - take a walk somewhere a couple of hours, my dear!"
Since is not something that you'll love to look at men not can: reptiles and scoundrels!