Book: Less pathos, gentlemen!

My dear! To get it all, I need to play at least Chapaev!

- That is you want to say, Faina N. and R. live as husband and wife?
- No. Much better.

I think, what do you think about the Director?
Is discounted, not.

- And where you want to go, my boy, in heaven or hell?
- Of course, Paradise is preferable because of the climate, but more fun I would be in hell - because of the company.

Say that this show has no viewers?
Well, that's an understatement. Yesterday I phoned the box office and asked when the beginning of the show.
- What?
- I replied, "And what were you thinking?"

You heard as unlucky writer N.? - asked Ranevskaya.
- No, what happened to him?
- He fell and broke his right leg.
- Indeed, no luck. What is he going to write?

Once Ranevskaya asked if she was ever in love.
- Yeah, - said Ranevskaya, when I turned nineteen, I joined the provincial troupe and immediately fell in love with the first lover! So handsome he was! And I was terrible as a mortal sin. I his eyes ate, but he paid no attention to me. But one day suddenly came to me and said with his gorgeous baritone voice: "Darling, you're near the theatre room off? So wait for tonight: will you at seven o'clock."
I ran to the entrepreneur, the money in the account payday took, bought wine, food all, dressed, make-up and sit - waiting. Seven-no, eight-no, nine o'clock comes... Drunk and with a woman!
"Darling, - speaks, - take a walk somewhere a couple of hours, my dear!"
Since is not something that you'll love to look at men not can: reptiles and scoundrels!

We: what challenges will create those heroically overcome and we will.

Remember: for everything you commit evil, will have to pay in the same coin... I don't know who is really watching this, but watching very carefully.