N. Scoffer. Scoffer (№ 385344)

Vladimir Putin is still not quite a man,
He goes skiing, bathing in the river in summer.
Vladimir Putin writes poems and books
From the schoolchildren of the world thank him for it.
Vladimir Putin is always modestly dressed
And gadgets he has not to say that a lot
Vladimir Putin is no fan of the Internet
And time not spent on record in microblogs.
Vladimir Putin does not recognize weaknesses,
He can't be bothered to melt among the birches.
The last thirty years, he lives in the forest
And knows nothing about any of the St. Petersburg namesakes.