Anime: Axis powers hetalia the Axis (Hetalia: Axis Power). Page 4



Since as Austria I settled, I do not want to go home, although I'm not married.
Hey! Why do you threw away the panties?! They can still be worn! If Franz Joseph I of saw it, he would have died from such extravagance!
- Yes, but they have the hole...
- What nonsense! Franz Joseph I would not pay attention to her.
In the end, I had to wear sewn them cowards...
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Flame erupts and all the chars. From tip to tip all chars. Not a trace remains...
- I have a feeling that we called the Devil!
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The first rule of Italy was - if you don't know what to say, say "Pasta".
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I love Germany and his country. They have a wonderful nature and delicious sweets... And I think they are easy to manipulate.
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- So. So we have to jump in here and immediately attack?
- That's right, Aru. Here, take a parachute.
- At the bottom of the snow, I can do so. The snow is very soft.
It is certainly not dangerous?
No one knows more about snow than I do. Well, I'm off!... Vodka-Ah!
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Germany, Germany is a wonderful place. Then feed me, even though I am a prisoner, and the food is not as bad as English. Sausage and cheese are delicious! It's a dog's Paradise. It Is Germany! But why all the Germans are so strict? Sometimes I get depressed by their threats. My heart is scared, I'm going to cry. And here hefty girls. You have a hobby - every day to drink beer by the kegs? And please stop going to my house to such crowds. I'm afraid tourists. And German girls are pumped stronger than me. Yahoo!
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They say that Italian tanks on the battlefield are moved for the week on 60 km, But if they see the British troops, then do the same 60 miles per day during the retreat.
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- Let's start a discussion on the theme of victory over the evil Axis countries. I'm the Chairman, so listen carefully... Yum-yum-yum, so yum-yum-yum. Yum-yum-yum with Italy, and then yum-yum...
Hey! I'll never understand! Or speak or chew!
- And, Yes, you're an idiot. Okay, I won't eat burgers, so that you can understand me... so reflect, I splash-splash-splash... in other words, splash-splash-splash... I'm the hero!
- Shut up!
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- I now propose to distribute the role in the coming war. I will now read them... first, England will support me.
What?!
- Secondly, France will support me. And thirdly, Russia will be entrusted the most important job: to support me! That's all!
- And I have a question. America-kun, what are you gonna do?
That is a good question, Russia! Of course, I... BE a HERO!
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- And we in France prefer Santa Claus to give wine as a gift!
- So... You prefer to get Santa Claus before he will give gifts to?
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In addition, soon it will be the last opportunity to see their faces. When I imagine how they will beg me for mercy, you just can't help but smile.
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- Russia-San, to hurt the weak is not good.
- But it's fun.
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