Book: The fifth elephant

"That's really stupid, indignant, cynical, but much reduced part of his "I". - It is fake, Lipa, something made in Ankh-Morpork to order and have cost the lives of several people. This Cake is not real! She can't be real!"
But when he heard the universal sigh, Vimes realized, and yet it's real - for all those who need to believe and whose faith was so strong that did the truth is different from fact. For all of the dwarves gathered here yesterday, today, and tomorrow the Cake was the thing itself and the thing in itself.

- Is it true that before you die your whole life flashes before your eyes?
- Yes, it's true, ' answered Death. - This process is called life.

What is the point to encrypt messages, and if a smart opponent will not be able to solve your font? In the end, you yourself will not know that your opponent thinks that you think he thinks.

- In an emergency situation he will not lose his head.
- First, in an emergency he won't even get. Run away or hide. Secondly, this man is in itself extraordinary suitcase - in the most vivid manifestation of it.

People went in the way before dark, which meant that the rumors about him had already spread throughout the County. "He burst in covered in blood, in mud. with crossbow in hand, and then, represent, in the woods we found seven corpses!" When the news will overcome even ten miles, in the second hand he will have the axe, and the dead will be thirty, not counting the dog. A good start to a diplomatic career, isn't it?

Sex in a way akin to cooking. People are addicted to them, occasionally buy books with complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes, very hungry, satisfied in your mind these banquets, but at the end of the day gladly agree to the usual egg and chips. But if you add to it half a tomato, a steak dinner is considered to be quite luxurious.

Just ten years ago the court of the physical test have been replaced here by trial lawyers. And then only because the court lawyers proved himself more ruthless.

It is foolish to hope to do something big, like world peace, to arrange happiness for everyone, but everyone can do some small thing by which the world will be just a little better...
For example, to shoot someone.