Character: Carrot



- Are you an idiot? growled Vimes. - For him to say: To me
№ 449787   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2023 / 22:57
- I want you back at the headquarters and engaged in current Affairs.
- But what, sir?
- All! Deal with incidents. To shift from place to place of paper. You need to prepare a new schedule. To yell at people! Reading the reports!
№ 287509   Added MegaMozg 18-05-2017 / 20:37
- We know that you are not going to the seaside, sir... But...
- And sorry, that is not at the seaside! ... There are the shipwreck. Smugglers. Drowned. Criminals and swarm! At least something interesting.
№ 189100   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 13:39
- He only drinks when feeling overwhelmed, replied carrot.
Why is he feeling overwhelmed?
- Sometimes because you did not.
№ 160224   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 18:17
Is to you not huhry-muhry.
- I've never seen Chukhrov, but it's definitely not them.
№ 160217   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 18:17
- In an emergency situation he will not lose his head.
- First, in an emergency he won't even get. Run away or hide. Secondly, this man is in itself extraordinary suitcase - in the most vivid manifestation of it.
№ 93613   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 22:01
Just ten years ago the court of the physical test have been replaced here by trial lawyers. And then only because the court lawyers proved himself more ruthless.
№ 93610   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 22:01