Character: Angua



- Shnobi, - Colon sighed. - You returned not only with a shield, but also with a bag of gold teeth and fifteen pairs of boots that were still hot, and on a cart stolen from somewhere.
Patriot Terry Pratchett Angua Sergeant colon Snobby Snobs
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№ 433947   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2022 / 12:15
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How do you spell "unforeseen circumstance"?
- I did not write these words.
To arms! To arms! Terry Pratchett corporal carrot Angua
№ 228676   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 16:31
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- He only drinks when feeling overwhelmed, replied carrot.
Why is he feeling overwhelmed?
- Sometimes because you did not.
To arms! To arms! Terry Pratchett Angua Carrot
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№ 160224   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 18:17
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- He is not my fan!
- Yes? And I'm not a dog. The nose knows. The pheromones. Good old sexual alchemy.
To arms! To arms! Terry Pratchett dog Gasped Angua
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№ 160221   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 18:17
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- Why ketchup is almost the same as a rat? - surprised Angua.
- You ever tried rat without ketchup? - answered with a question carrot.
To arms! To arms! Terry Pratchett corporal carrot Angua
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№ 6241   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:39
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