Book: The book is in third



- Cuckoo, cuckoo, how many years left?
Are you kidding me? have heard the cuckoo.
- Yes I... - he sighed Ahasuerus.
Quote Explanation: Ahasuerus or the wandering Jew is a legendary character, according to legend, doomed to wander for centuries over the earth until the Second coming of Christ.
№ 287179   Added MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:02
- Listen, man, you don't Ivan the fool name?
No, I'm Ivan.
- Wow... and how similar.
№ 287177   Added MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:01
Long or short, and got the Prince to a far away Kingdom, found the black castle of bones, dragged the wizard's beard from the throne and the sword-kladenets over it brought. A bag of bones and said to him: "don't hurt me, Ivan, I'll pay you back!" Nodded Ivan, hid his sword and went further. Habit...
№ 287176   Added MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:01
Help, who knows!
Can't pass this quest. From the hare left, away from the wolf away from the bear too, and at the fourth level, I killed off all the time.
Could you tell me the codes!
Bun.
№ 287175   Added MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:01
Probably when the first woman was created from the rib of man, she was very small. Well, how many you can scrape with a single edge?
№ 287173   Added MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:01
Yes, men are livestock. Grown women with all their inherent thoroughness and diligence. Someone starts a hamsters, some cats and dogs. Here and men the same. They are just very useful on the farm animals.
№ 287172   Added MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:01
One boy's whole life was preparing for a decisive battle with Evil. Evil did not even know existed, it lived quietly in his castle black and built all sorts of machinations. The boy, meanwhile, was absolutely serious. He tormented himself by training to become an invincible warrior. It ruined vision and dislocated brains over ancient manuscripts, polishing his skills mage. <...> Finally, at the peak of his form, he decided that he was ready. Evil and safely died in his bed two days before his arrival. Well, could not a dirty trick at last!
№ 287169   Added MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:00
One Indian lived three apes: blind, deaf and dumb. Once had a thief, saw the monkeys and was going to kill them, not to leave witnesses.
I don't see anything! - hurriedly said the blind monkey.
I can't hear it! - added deaf.
And mute was skeptical: she said she was glad to have something to say, but that's not. The thief calmed down, gathered all the good in the bag and ran away. In the morning the owner discovered the theft and called the police.
- I saw you! said a deaf monkey.
- I heard that! - added blind.
"I wrote down the number of cars," showed signs of silent and handed the piece of paper.
How often do we bring stereotypes!
№ 287168   Added MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:00
Ivanushka climbed in his bosom, took out a parchment and handed it to the king. "Confirm that this Ivan the fool got to me! The Firebird".
№ 145556   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:55
One person can't have everything. To fulfill all the dreams of one man, we need at least two.
№ 131293   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 09:07
Kissed Prince Ivan the frog and she turned into a girl. Another frog kissed - and she turned. Third - the same. Fourth, fifth - all transformed into girls.
It is the property of Ivan Tsarevich...
№ 81709   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:40