Author of quotes: Peter Barmer
Ha! You see, what I got a letter!
Demiurge Mazukta handed demiurge Shambambukli printed envelope.
- Some idiot asks what is the meaning of life!
What's so funny? - surprised Shambambukli.
- Well, of course! You listen to the question-what is: what is the meaning of life? No, what is?
- What is the meaning then?
Mazukta choked.
- Repeat what you said?
- I say, what is this meaning?
Mazukta sighed in frustration.
- Hmm... that's like asking how fast the time flows. How much weight or mass.
- I don't know...
- And there's nothing to understand! The meaning is derived from life. Only for her there is such thing as a "benefit" or "harm". Respectively, and "meaning". Because the meaning is equal to the sum of benefit and harm divided by the life. Clear now?
- Hmm... Yeah. Of course. Yes. You're right. A very funny joke.
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MegaMozg 05-05-2019 / 20:20
Unfamiliar knights would sometimes pay a visit to the Princess in the cave, but paid more attention to, not the Dragon. It was obvious that both Princesses are a dime a dozen, and the Dragon - beast rare and beautiful.
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Viker 10-02-2019 / 10:15
- Cuckoo, cuckoo, how many years left?
Are you kidding me? have heard the cuckoo.
- Yes I... - he sighed Ahasuerus.
Quote Explanation: Ahasuerus or the wandering Jew is a legendary character, according to legend, doomed to wander for centuries over the earth until the Second coming of Christ.
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MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:02
- Listen, man, you don't Ivan the fool name?
No, I'm Ivan.
- Wow... and how similar.
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MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:01
Long or short, and got the Prince to a far away Kingdom, found the black castle of bones, dragged the wizard's beard from the throne and the sword-kladenets over it brought. A bag of bones and said to him: "don't hurt me, Ivan, I'll pay you back!" Nodded Ivan, hid his sword and went further. Habit...
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MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:01
Help, who knows!
Can't pass this quest. From the hare left, away from the wolf away from the bear too, and at the fourth level, I killed off all the time.
Could you tell me the codes!
Bun.
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MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:01
Probably when the first woman was created from the rib of man, she was very small. Well, how many you can scrape with a single edge?
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MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:01
Yes, men are livestock. Grown women with all their inherent thoroughness and diligence. Someone starts a hamsters, some cats and dogs. Here and men the same. They are just very useful on the farm animals.
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MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:01
One boy's whole life was preparing for a decisive battle with Evil. Evil did not even know existed, it lived quietly in his castle black and built all sorts of machinations. The boy, meanwhile, was absolutely serious. He tormented himself by training to become an invincible warrior. It ruined vision and dislocated brains over ancient manuscripts, polishing his skills mage. <...> Finally, at the peak of his form, he decided that he was ready. Evil and safely died in his bed two days before his arrival. Well, could not a dirty trick at last!
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MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:00
One Indian lived three apes: blind, deaf and dumb. Once had a thief, saw the monkeys and was going to kill them, not to leave witnesses.
I don't see anything! - hurriedly said the blind monkey.
I can't hear it! - added deaf.
And mute was skeptical: she said she was glad to have something to say, but that's not. The thief calmed down, gathered all the good in the bag and ran away. In the morning the owner discovered the theft and called the police.
- I saw you! said a deaf monkey.
- I heard that! - added blind.
"I wrote down the number of cars," showed signs of silent and handed the piece of paper.
How often do we bring stereotypes!
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MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:00
She lives and waits. Lives and hopes. She dies last and it never dies.
She cannot die because she will come Hatred. Hope should stick to the latter.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 22:11
Bonfires. Dozens of fires, in several rows, and each writhing burning alive a witch.
Burning from thrown matches the forest.
The flaming cars.
Ovens of the crematoria in the concentration camps.
Red-hot pliers in the hands of the executioner.
Fields, covered with the powder smoke.
Bonfires of manuscripts.
And much, much more.
- But there is a bright side! in desperate objects to Prometheus. - Fire's warmth, it's light, it's hot food. The fire's progress!
Eagle slowly turns the mirror back to the blanket. Mocking caws and flies away.
- You should liver extracted...
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 22:10
The dragon crawled into the cave, and in a moment dragged out the Princess.
- Here, take it.
- She's my-Ah-Ah-Ah! - howled in the cave. - I found it!!!
- Shut up, snake! sternly barked the dragon's shoulder. - I told you not to bring into the house all living creatures? You see, her owner was found. And you're already in crocodiles the aquarium, nowhere to go.
He turned to knight and awkwardly shrugged.
The child that it take. The cat on the street will pick up, then the sheep. Now the Princess dragged. And my princesses are allergic!
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 22:10
The dragon stood up and, limping, went into the cave. After some time he reappeared, leading by the hand the Princess.
- On. Here's your prize.
- Are you kidding??? - yelled the knight. - What do I do with this woman??? I'm a Templar, a servant of the Church!! Where Is The Holy Grail??
- How do I know?
- And who should know?
The dragon shrugged his shoulders and gasped when his left shoulder was very painful.
- Man, that's your problem. Take it?
- FIE on you!
The knight cursed, gathered his weapons, he sat on his horse and left.
- What if he came for me? - asked the Princess.
- Well, then I would put him the Grail - chuckled the dragon.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 22:10
- Good... very good - mused the dwarf and pulled ears. - Knees, of course, tense, and the rebound is weak... but overall quite bearable. Let's record book, young man.
- Offset? - enthusiastically whispered the knight.
- Ladder, ' said the dwarf, and with a flourish signed the parchment.
- I? - blandly asked the dragon, prilazhivaya head.
- And you, - has frowned the dwarf, to prepare for the retake. Losers!
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 22:10
