Character: demiurge Mazukta
Ha! You see, what I got a letter!
Demiurge Mazukta handed demiurge Shambambukli printed envelope.
- Some idiot asks what is the meaning of life!
What's so funny? - surprised Shambambukli.
- Well, of course! You listen to the question-what is: what is the meaning of life? No, what is?
- What is the meaning then?
Mazukta choked.
- Repeat what you said?
- I say, what is this meaning?
Mazukta sighed in frustration.
- Hmm... that's like asking how fast the time flows. How much weight or mass.
- I don't know...
- And there's nothing to understand! The meaning is derived from life. Only for her there is such thing as a "benefit" or "harm". Respectively, and "meaning". Because the meaning is equal to the sum of benefit and harm divided by the life. Clear now?
- Hmm... Yeah. Of course. Yes. You're right. A very funny joke.
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MegaMozg 05-05-2019 / 20:20
- Well, what's this?
- Human memory. It creates a unique look. Each person has a set of memories your and only your. Sometimes it is even mistaken for the essence of man, but this, of course, nonsense. Born-then he is without any memories. But something in him is already there.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:18
- I just felt bad. I wanted to give them hope.
- And gave. It is a dangerous thing, you know, an empty hope.
- And the other was not...
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:18
She has a real sense of humor - when it's really funny, she laughs. And not laughs.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:18
- Come on, come on, remember the definition of omnipotence!
- NUU... this is when...
- Definitions do not begin with "well, it's when"...
Okay. Omnipotence is the ability to do anything. So?
- Exactly... the Key word is "anything". Anything you do stone do stone. Don't want to raise - not raise. This is the real omnipotence.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:18
Tomorrow at dawn you will appear before the academic Council the great Kivisili. And you will be sentenced to a painful death. And it is wrong.
- Wrong because I'm right?
- No, because I feel sorry for you.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:18
. Only when you instruct your people, mark my words. The commandments must be accurate, clear, do not allow any double interpretation and simple in execution...
I'm not going to give anyone any commandments...
- What do you mean?
Well... so. If mankind is unable to figure out what you can do, and what not - then who needs it, this humanity?
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:18
- Well, what was it all for? asked who oversaw the operation through the glass demiurge Mazukta.
- You mean, why was pain, blood and suffering?
Exactly. As I understand it, you would not be difficult to do it quickly and painlessly. So why..?
- I understand... - thoughtfully handed Shambambukli, rinsing hands after surgery - it is after all supposed to be? That want a man a woman. Asked the Creator to do it. The Creator gave him sleeping pills, put to sleep, booga booga! and when the man woke up, he was down a ready-made woman and say "to, say, enjoy". And then he will treat it?
Mazukta scratched his head and said: "understand-a-atno..."
- Well. And so... maybe he was even a little it will be valued? - hopefully said Shambambukli.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 15:51
- This is your philosopher? asked the demiurge Mazukta.
- He's - nodded shambambukli demiurge.
Hmm... the demiurge Mazukta disgust poked leg motionless body. - Is he drunk?
- Yes, with the philosophers it happens.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:53
People are much more appreciated not what is best, and the fact that it is harder to get.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:50
- The idea - finally said Mazukta shaking of the palm fruit. - Stillborn. That's what happens when you violate the Truth. Always.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:50
- Oh, and then how... How do they explain that it is not I did them, and they themselves?
- And you do not explain. When you reach this point, the main thing to appear in all the splendor of glory and declared himself their God and master. Bribery and hands all ready, you do less work.
- But is it possible? It turns out not fair...
Ha! - Mazukta grunted and spat on the green shoots. - And what attitude is life emerging from the mold?
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:47
Atheists - it's those same kids. Offended for something on the parents, and ran away. And half an hour will think they're cool and independent. And then come back as if nothing had happened and say, "Hey, dad, where's my fried Taurus?"
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:39
