Author of quotes: PTR Of Barmer



The tale of the three little pigs.
"... With the last pig went bummer. No, the door the wolf knocked, and even the wall somehow managed to ruin. But then it fell off the roof.
Morality: Yes if you were the last pig, the main thing is to have a solid roof."
№ 72517   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 07:53
Will be in your life and the UPS and downs, and luck, and disappointment. But remember, son, the most important thing - no matter how developed your destiny, in whatever circumstances you are in, in any case have to be a man! Clever, cunning, ruthless creature!
№ 72515   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 07:53
- To know-that I know - discreetly nodded Shambambukli. But my knowledge is purely practical in nature. I mean, I know what to do and how to make it work. In practice. What if I do the opposite? And completely different? So, I wonder: what this says about theory?
Mazukta perplexedly scratched his head.
- Theory..? You don't even know!
Then we can ask him? suggested Shambambukli.
Who the hell? - Mazukta skeptical pursed his lips. - I don't think it's a good idea. Devils a lot. And everyone has their own theory.
№ 50513   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 00:18
- When making a new world, - said the demiurge Mazukta, imposingly lounging in a chair - do not leave any defects. In particular, be sure to eliminate all fragile items, otherwise, sooner or later the world will be destroyed by chain reaction.
- And, you know, - nodded shambambukli demiurge. Chain reaction is when you split the nucleus of uranium.
- Wrong - strictly frowned Mazukta. Chain reaction - when one first splits the uranium nucleus, and from the rest also want.
№ 40478   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 17:38
People are easier to destroy than to convince. They'll never believe it, anyway, as long as they have the ability to believe in something else, no matter what. Even in the last heresy.
№ 40293   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 17:31
- Well, what was it all for? asked who oversaw the operation through the glass demiurge Mazukta.
- You mean, why was pain, blood and suffering?
Exactly. As I understand it, you would not be difficult to do it quickly and painlessly. So why..?
- I understand... - thoughtfully handed Shambambukli, rinsing hands after surgery - it is after all supposed to be? That want a man a woman. Asked the Creator to do it. The Creator gave him sleeping pills, put to sleep, booga booga! and when the man woke up, he was down a ready-made woman and say "to, say, enjoy". And then he will treat it?
Mazukta scratched his head and said: "understand-a-atno..."
- Well. And so... maybe he was even a little it will be valued? - hopefully said Shambambukli.
№ 37779   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 15:51
- This is your philosopher? asked the demiurge Mazukta.
- He's - nodded shambambukli demiurge.
Hmm... the demiurge Mazukta disgust poked leg motionless body. - Is he drunk?
- Yes, with the philosophers it happens.
№ 36264   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:53
People are much more appreciated not what is best, and the fact that it is harder to get.
№ 36209   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:50
- The idea - finally said Mazukta shaking of the palm fruit. - Stillborn. That's what happens when you violate the Truth. Always.
№ 36208   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:50
- Oh, and then how... How do they explain that it is not I did them, and they themselves?
- And you do not explain. When you reach this point, the main thing to appear in all the splendor of glory and declared himself their God and master. Bribery and hands all ready, you do less work.
- But is it possible? It turns out not fair...
Ha! - Mazukta grunted and spat on the green shoots. - And what attitude is life emerging from the mold?
№ 36132   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:47
- In my world - gently smiled Mazukta, I answer very simply: "And in the forehead?"
- This is not an argument - the man cautiously drew back.
- But it works, - grinned Mazukta. - The dispute is always stopped. So, the argument, and, moreover, destructive power.
№ 36129   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:47
Atheists - it's those same kids. Offended for something on the parents, and ran away. And half an hour will think they're cool and independent. And then come back as if nothing had happened and say, "Hey, dad, where's my fried Taurus?"
№ 35921   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:39