Book: Game Etherlords
Ha! You see, what I got a letter!
Demiurge Mazukta handed demiurge Shambambukli printed envelope.
- Some idiot asks what is the meaning of life!
What's so funny? - surprised Shambambukli.
- Well, of course! You listen to the question-what is: what is the meaning of life? No, what is?
- What is the meaning then?
Mazukta choked.
- Repeat what you said?
- I say, what is this meaning?
Mazukta sighed in frustration.
- Hmm... that's like asking how fast the time flows. How much weight or mass.
- I don't know...
- And there's nothing to understand! The meaning is derived from life. Only for her there is such thing as a "benefit" or "harm". Respectively, and "meaning". Because the meaning is equal to the sum of benefit and harm divided by the life. Clear now?
- Hmm... Yeah. Of course. Yes. You're right. A very funny joke.
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MegaMozg 05-05-2019 / 20:20
- Well, look at the sky. Can you see the stars?
- Well, you see...
- Can you count them?
- Can...
Yeah it's not a mission! This is a rhetorical question.
- Then can't...
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 22:05
- Take a look for yourself! Much I just for people have done! The mountain was erected - again! The steppe spread - two! Forests planted three! And what animals spawn! And all for the sake of their pleasure.
- And why people have done?
- People - for their own pleasure. But everything else for them.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 21:37
- You explained nothing to me!
- I explained everything to you.
- I did not understand anything!
It is a different matter.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 21:30
The whole world is a stage, everyone has their role, and all the replicas are distributed in advance. But these bastards all the time improvising!
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 21:22
Here you are the composer, right? How would you have reacted to the proposal to perform complex Symphony on some white keys, without touching the black?
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:55
- Well, what's this?
- Human memory. It creates a unique look. Each person has a set of memories your and only your. Sometimes it is even mistaken for the essence of man, but this, of course, nonsense. Born-then he is without any memories. But something in him is already there.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:18
- I just felt bad. I wanted to give them hope.
- And gave. It is a dangerous thing, you know, an empty hope.
- And the other was not...
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:18
She has a real sense of humor - when it's really funny, she laughs. And not laughs.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:18
- Come on, come on, remember the definition of omnipotence!
- NUU... this is when...
- Definitions do not begin with "well, it's when"...
Okay. Omnipotence is the ability to do anything. So?
- Exactly... the Key word is "anything". Anything you do stone do stone. Don't want to raise - not raise. This is the real omnipotence.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:18
Tomorrow at dawn you will appear before the academic Council the great Kivisili. And you will be sentenced to a painful death. And it is wrong.
- Wrong because I'm right?
- No, because I feel sorry for you.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:18
. Only when you instruct your people, mark my words. The commandments must be accurate, clear, do not allow any double interpretation and simple in execution...
I'm not going to give anyone any commandments...
- What do you mean?
Well... so. If mankind is unable to figure out what you can do, and what not - then who needs it, this humanity?
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:18
Yes, because people draw tips over nafig not needed! They'll interpret any words in a way they like best. Or some really stupid way. If only to follow the instructions.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:17
