Character: Demiurge Shambambukli



Ha! You see, what I got a letter!
Demiurge Mazukta handed demiurge Shambambukli printed envelope.
- Some idiot asks what is the meaning of life!
What's so funny? - surprised Shambambukli.
- Well, of course! You listen to the question-what is: what is the meaning of life? No, what is?
- What is the meaning then?
Mazukta choked.
- Repeat what you said?
- I say, what is this meaning?
Mazukta sighed in frustration.
- Hmm... that's like asking how fast the time flows. How much weight or mass.
- I don't know...
- And there's nothing to understand! The meaning is derived from life. Only for her there is such thing as a "benefit" or "harm". Respectively, and "meaning". Because the meaning is equal to the sum of benefit and harm divided by the life. Clear now?
- Hmm... Yeah. Of course. Yes. You're right. A very funny joke.
№ 368846   Added MegaMozg 05-05-2019 / 20:20
- Come on, come on, remember the definition of omnipotence!
- NUU... this is when...
- Definitions do not begin with "well, it's when"...
Okay. Omnipotence is the ability to do anything. So?
- Exactly... the Key word is "anything". Anything you do stone do stone. Don't want to raise - not raise. This is the real omnipotence.
№ 144944   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:18