Book: New notes of a psychiatrist, or Barbujana travel!

Started at the cottage, the animals, now involuntarily grasp the subtleties of animal psychology. And psychopathology, it was already found out the chicken is a psycho, duck dummy and a goose make a narcissist. Only rabbits are amazingly cute.

When in early childhood I had to participate in school recitals and Amateur performances dedicated to anything and done no matter what it was, I permanently tormented three questions. What an enthusiastic moron it is all written? Second: all these invited guests - they really get pleasure from our collective madness with the howling? If Yes, then they are perverts. And third, the main: why I could not get out?

I really like people's nicknames, given to medicines: headache tablets, pills belly, rubbing from the back, eye ointment, ear drops... you Can continue the analogy, the main thing - not to touch the tablets to raise potency, treatment of prostatitis, and suppositories. Any. The thought of those who invented the trade name "Llanos" - personally for me is a mystery from the field of topographic anatomy. Although generally not a bad idea, especially if you take the Arsenal of the psychiatrist. "From hell". "From little green men". "Switch the channel of direct communication with the cosmos". "Surveillance". "From the deadly rays". From neighbors, not to be confused with an ax.

It is said that each person needs to have a dream. My dream that screwed people, the main task is either not true at all, or to do it gently, not suddenly, and in any case do not bring sbychu dream to end. That's what you dreamed of as a child? Want that all true right now? All of them? This.

To predict what will show when it comes delirium tremens, almost impossible. To interpret after the fact - Yes, that much, in hindsight we all Nostradamus in the arms of Sigmund Freud and with the staff of Goskomstat on the dancer.

Still love the Russian people to the axe - it's something genetic behind only the habit of abusive registration of any thoughts, be it something specific, like a cat under foot in the dark, or abstract, like the theory of relativity in their own presentation. Our man with the axe can do everything from cleaning the area and erection of masterpieces of wooden architecture to defend their civil position.

True, there's an ambush can not be avoided: very much like to submit a topic clearly, to cover all that a little smarter than the imbecile, and the very before the screen arrived. In the back of a certain truck you can fit so many cars, the cables of such bridges so many times to circle the Earth - one never knows the equator is the zero latitude slide! Then someone else will not understand how much bath water you need to dial to obtain cubic meter. Like education, like in mass. Only two big differences - lower the bar of education to the level of moron and moron to pull up to the level of secondary schools. Ask our average alcoholic old model, how many bottles of vodka out of two hundred liter barrels of pure rye spirit - he will answer you instantly, to reflexes of middle school.

The imagination can play with the man a malicious joke, because the more willing eater draws stray socks under the bed than capsized on home street the truck with cakes. Imagination turns a joke into a permanent sarcasm, adding a personal bestiary and a list of jasnosti all new members and points. Imagination of the hypochondriac, who received a medical degree and represents how the body (detailed in pictures), and is like a hungry demon brothers-inquisitors invited as a freelancer and now cuts narrowing circles around stretched on the rack of religious opponent and asks, not believing my luck: is this really all mine?

Purpose in life - it's great. It's a five. Once there is a gleam in his eyes, movements become meaningful, somewhere labournet and the desire of the fifth point to prodifferent the structure of the sofa. An important additional condition is, it is desirable to aim better and in the right direction, so you do not enquire of his guardian angel, why is he so fucked up.

One day the youngest daughter asked - where does the Christmas tree, which comes to the New year from the forest? There are worries about the fate of the trees father had come up with a decent, not traumatizing the child's psyche legend, the child himself suggested an answer. Are you saying that not seen? They're downstairs, and then go into the woods! Picture of coniferous dendropotamos pile at the entrances-territorial basis, and then organized columns leaving the city, was from the category of those that then long and unsuccessfully trying to forget.

The nationwide battle with Die Grune Schlange has as much chance to stop, and how much thermal motion of the atoms in nature.

As we said then still green students, one teacher at the Institute, every doctor is in the development of their medical Outlook a few steps. First: sick! Healthy does not happen! All treat! Second: the patient is wiser than the doctor! Let nature do its work! Most diseases (if not trauma and not life-threatening condition) can not be treated! And third: so to treat or not to treat?

Patients typically a lot of claims to doctors, often well-founded, and more often connected not with the professional and personal qualities of the doctor. Looked unkind, replied dryly, time is short paid. Regulars clinics know these doctors, always turn to other people not too breaking. And not always it is connected with professionalism of the doctor. A lot depends on qualities of character - both positive and negative.

Got raschetka. A lot of thought about government in General and the management of health in particular. To paraphrase the problem from a textbook of the Russian language (which one?) (who?) pay us (what?) salary...