Book: Draco Sinister
When life offers you a lemon, make lemonade and splash them in the face of the one who gave you the lemon, and so until then, until you will finally orange, which you requested.
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- Look, what is this life we lead, as soon as even the word "Apocalypse" used in the plural?
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- I promised you not to break in at night into your bedroom with the purpose to cut your throat.
- You're nothing like promised.
- Correctly. Sleep tight.
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It is better to live an hour as a tiger than your whole life like a worm.
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Get out of my way or I'll slice you up into long, thin strips and tell them you walked around the extremely sharp grater, wearing a very heavy hat.
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I know you feel betrayed...
- Yes, there is such unpleasant side effects of betrayal.
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You wouldn't recognize a cunning plan if it vykrutasy in blue color and in the Nude dancing on the table to the accompaniment of the song "cunning plans are here again!"
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If strange things happen at the same time, they usually have the same root...
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