Book: T

Women don't trust men's tears. They may say otherwise, but deep down they don't trust men's tears.

I doubt that at least one dinner in the history of mankind has been without lies.

If your cat and dog get along better than you and your wife, don't be surprised that one evening, when you return from work, you find not your wife at home, but a note on the refrigerator door.

Cats are easily amenable to mood swings, sometimes they are simply possessed by a demon. Anyone who has had a cat will tell you that.

Love is a mystery to everyone except, I suppose, poets, but no one in their right mind can understand what they write about it. I think most of them can't either.