Book: Sister from the underworld
Until the evening I do not doubt that you are the most loved, the best and the most wonderful man on earth! The ways in which my wife has me convinced, you will find none of the "Kama Sutra", but nevertheless they are known for loving any woman. I say, it is loving! And when your loving wife and a witch... will Sadernes curtain. I don't want everything around was covered with ashes eternally dissatisfied husbands, burned with envy. Darling, at least let me catch my breath... though what the hell!
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 13:34
- Celia, in my opinion, he fell into a painful self-esteem... - the evil one and his brother exchanged sympathetic glances. - I f you popular, syllables, explain: PU-Le-IU-t-t-t! What do you expect all your enemies in war paint to scare their panties? And no hope, an aspiring pervert, there are folk with a strong mind, they are your sails in the lilies don't get the...
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 16:47
- Seal the mouth of the adversary, for from got another pripahivaet... man, what you drink, what you drink, God?!
- You ask the Lord or me?
- You, of course! Lord brew whip will not... And probably ate bacon and onions... Yes, you - the crest!
- No need to get personal, Genatsvale... Or, by Allah, I will call your nationality, despite the fact that you left long ago from his native Chukotka, and shaved off the pace!
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 16:47
... and remember: my house is your house! But it's better...
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 16:53
- Oh, Oh, Oh... right now I fear the hooves are pale!
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 22:29
Advertising is the essence of the game demonic!
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 22:29
- That's all... I Dracula latest bagpipes, goodbye forever, my Scottish landscape! Take it easy, friend... I didn't made me... Avenge, Serge-Ah!
- Jesus Christ, what is with you?!
- Do not take the name of the Lord, at least out of respect for the dying! - angrily muttered the devil. - You would have a glass of Holy water to drink suggested... Give something, to die quietly, I'm still going to Hell...
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 22:28
He has never existed in the lexicon of the white angel of such extra-parliamentary expressions. So holistically and florid together in one sentence, fucking Hell, fucking America, non-traditional sexual relations, a mother of a Freemason, the grey gelding, hand brake, of the Apostle Peter with the greatest key, someone tailed ass, and solemnly promise full castration there...
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 22:28
