Character: Freemason



- Celia, in my opinion, he fell into a painful self-esteem... - the evil one and his brother exchanged sympathetic glances. - I f you popular, syllables, explain: PU-Le-IU-t-t-t! What do you expect all your enemies in war paint to scare their panties? And no hope, an aspiring pervert, there are folk with a strong mind, they are your sails in the lilies don't get the...
№ 144476   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 16:47
- Seal the mouth of the adversary, for from got another pripahivaet... man, what you drink, what you drink, God?!
- You ask the Lord or me?
- You, of course! Lord brew whip will not... And probably ate bacon and onions... Yes, you - the crest!
- No need to get personal, Genatsvale... Or, by Allah, I will call your nationality, despite the fact that you left long ago from his native Chukotka, and shaved off the pace!
№ 144472   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 16:47
Who lead you right!
№ 144216   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 16:29
Antifer and Freemason are pounding in my head, interrupting each other:
- And I got... the table! Well, table in French... it is up to you! But is it proper for a woman of your age and situation so clearly to flirt with a stranger in the presence of a living husband?! Because you married in a Church choir sang, the priest was reading... There is such a Grand folio, "Kama Sutra" is called. The ancient Indian treatise for this Lamour homemade German teacher. But the Lord God in heaven looks at it, looks... He is patient, just and merciful, but that's no reason to so brazenly provoke! Just imagine... Night, the stars, the two of us without all, intimately I poured the jam, and then it is so slow... it is Here that the wrath of God and hit your careless head, for threatening our Lord to transgress his commandments!
№ 144215   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 16:29
- Seryozhenka, I assure you, there is hiding a fire-breathing dragon, do not go there.
- No, we'll go out there! immediately climbed Freemason, showing his paint-covered hoodie. - I desire to look into the eyes of the reptile, which made me go all belly in the oil puddle!
- You petty did angel.
- Yes?! You won look at yourself? Lay down on me, harmless of and even outraged on my righteous indignation... Serge, you say, that's why I always have to walk a pig a pig, and he all in white?!
№ 144168   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 16:25
- No vodka, who might have inserted a Freemason.
- Don't interrupt! So, I just wanted to say that we are driven by a natural desire to help all our...
Vodka not!
- Don't interrupt me ignorant of the subject, unfamiliar with the basic rules of cultural behavior.
- Serge, you have someone vodka skommunizdil... - completely lost in a voice made pale features.
№ 144167   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 16:25
We these characters will decorate that any Hokusai obzaviduetsya!
Quote Explanation: Funny, I think mostly those who are familiar with the works of Hokusai Katsushika
№ 105385   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:42
Member of the writers ' Union! Ugh, yeah, what are you so called...
№ 105380   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:42
Angel: Freemason, go to hell!
Features: the Original proposal...
№ 104902   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:20
Just that - all at once in the cry, in ambition, in accusations, finger in the nose poke, knee to the chest knocking!
№ 80525   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 17:25
- Oh, Oh, Oh... right now I fear the hooves are pale!
№ 47742   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 22:29
- That's all... I Dracula latest bagpipes, goodbye forever, my Scottish landscape! Take it easy, friend... I didn't made me... Avenge, Serge-Ah!
- Jesus Christ, what is with you?!
- Do not take the name of the Lord, at least out of respect for the dying! - angrily muttered the devil. - You would have a glass of Holy water to drink suggested... Give something, to die quietly, I'm still going to Hell...
№ 47698   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 22:28
Poor hell with your principles and get nowhere!
№ 42517   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:59
In view of the urgency of the situation catastrophically asking everyone shut up, honey. Now Serge, my friend my new verse for the audience cytanet. The faint of heart and pregnant gently remind you - went out of the room! Others take heart drops and a steady sitting position. The results do not meet.
№ 36694   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 15:10
- Sergey, I would recommend to lie in ambush and wait until he comes out.
And if he did not appear?! If he's in the hut products for three years, medicines, a good book and toilet Finnish quality? Fig for him to go? Yes we are here all week in the bushes to camouflage going until samsioe, and he was there - sausage cracking and wait until we are tired. To storm it!
№ 32966   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 11:51