Book: My wife is a witch



Who lead you right!
№ 144216   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 16:29
Antifer and Freemason are pounding in my head, interrupting each other:
- And I got... the table! Well, table in French... it is up to you! But is it proper for a woman of your age and situation so clearly to flirt with a stranger in the presence of a living husband?! Because you married in a Church choir sang, the priest was reading... There is such a Grand folio, "Kama Sutra" is called. The ancient Indian treatise for this Lamour homemade German teacher. But the Lord God in heaven looks at it, looks... He is patient, just and merciful, but that's no reason to so brazenly provoke! Just imagine... Night, the stars, the two of us without all, intimately I poured the jam, and then it is so slow... it is Here that the wrath of God and hit your careless head, for threatening our Lord to transgress his commandments!
№ 144215   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 16:29
- Seryozhenka, I assure you, there is hiding a fire-breathing dragon, do not go there.
- No, we'll go out there! immediately climbed Freemason, showing his paint-covered hoodie. - I desire to look into the eyes of the reptile, which made me go all belly in the oil puddle!
- You petty did angel.
- Yes?! You won look at yourself? Lay down on me, harmless of and even outraged on my righteous indignation... Serge, you say, that's why I always have to walk a pig a pig, and he all in white?!
№ 144168   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 16:25
- No vodka, who might have inserted a Freemason.
- Don't interrupt! So, I just wanted to say that we are driven by a natural desire to help all our...
Vodka not!
- Don't interrupt me ignorant of the subject, unfamiliar with the basic rules of cultural behavior.
- Serge, you have someone vodka skommunizdil... - completely lost in a voice made pale features.
№ 144167   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 16:25
Forget about the past, enjoy the present, believe in the future.
№ 127800   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 18:39
And love, as we know, justifies It all... anger, revenge, hatred and betrayal is no excuse.
№ 127257   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 17:27
When in your apartment easily come to hell with angel to discuss his own problems - not so bad, but if you're trying to communicate with them - this is schizophrenia.
№ 123730   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 13:59
Want, I'll be your dog?
Romantic shaggy St. Bernard...
Want, I'll be your dream
Lyrical or a nightmare?
Maybe I knock over a star,
Send in silver and scarlet ribbons,
Pribludova sage and mignonette,
You bring the kneeling?
№ 118912   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 21:54
The soul glides with high steepness,
I'm leaving, suppresses the fire of desire,
And in the palm of Your hill of the moon
Exquisitely kiss goodbye.
№ 114574   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 10:18
We these characters will decorate that any Hokusai obzaviduetsya!
Quote Explanation: Funny, I think mostly those who are familiar with the works of Hokusai Katsushika
№ 105385   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:42
The word "art", of course, has a common root with "temptation" or "temptation", and therefore refers to the prerogative of the "dark forces". But, on the other hand, we always say: "Talent from God" - and firmly believe that a true artist, poet, musician draws its inspiration from the light source.
№ 105384   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:42
Member of the writers ' Union! Ugh, yeah, what are you so called...
№ 105380   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:42
It to them, but we can not.
White black field cells.
In someone else's battle your friends
Fall broken puppets.
№ 104906   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:20
For such verses should be hit in the face with candlesticks.
№ 104905   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:20
At least life teach poetic intricacies, he is in them like a pig in oranges.
№ 104904   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:20