Movie: Faculty (The Faculty)
- I throw the football.
- Not going to play tomorrow?
- I will not play this year. Look, I'm leaving the team. Not at all going to play football.
- Why do you think so?
- I weighed the significance of sporting achievements for my near future and decided to...
- Have you decided? Stan, what about College? A football scholarship is your only hope!
- If I quit football, I will be able to lean on their studies, improve assessment. I prefer to study in College due to intelligence.
- Stan, you're not learning, but you're good. Need to develop the ability.
- My success in football, basketball and all sports, which I did. I think it's time to do what I could not.
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MegaMozg 10-02-2018 / 20:05
- What is most feared Crusoe?
Crusoe was afraid he'd be stuck on this island forever and he will have to engage in Masturbation.
Wrong, Zeke. Most of all he was afraid of being alone.
- Yes, but eternal life was nothing compared to his internal agony of the loneliness.
Very good.
- Like I said, Masturbation.
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MegaMozg 10-02-2018 / 20:04
Got tired of all kiss my ass, because I'm the captain of the team. You know? The coach, students, even teachers. Last year, when we won the championship, I got a three in biology just after the game. And Mr Furlong changed it to "five". He said that I deserved her strong arms. You know, it really pissed me off. I tried very hard for this "trio"! It was my "three"! I deserve it. I just wish I had the grades they deserve.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:13
- Maybe You should go home?
- No, thank you. I'll save your sick days for a healthy.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:10
All fiction is based on a fraction of the truth.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 16:05
Sniff! The aliens can take over Earth!
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MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:57
