Character: Stan



We went to our favorite junkyard, but there is not the same. Cats began to drop, and soon there will be hipsters.
3 Season 15 Series
№ 359986   Added MegaMozg 07-02-2019 / 21:26
Despite the differences, we are all alike. We want to be part of one big family.
2 Season 6 Series
№ 359674   Added MegaMozg 05-02-2019 / 12:51
- What have you done? When she comes to, she is even more angry at us!
- Be optimistic. "If she comes in herself."
№ 359650   Added MegaMozg 05-02-2019 / 12:11
- I throw the football.
- Not going to play tomorrow?
- I will not play this year. Look, I'm leaving the team. Not at all going to play football.
- Why do you think so?
- I weighed the significance of sporting achievements for my near future and decided to...
- Have you decided? Stan, what about College? A football scholarship is your only hope!
- If I quit football, I will be able to lean on their studies, improve assessment. I prefer to study in College due to intelligence.
- Stan, you're not learning, but you're good. Need to develop the ability.
- My success in football, basketball and all sports, which I did. I think it's time to do what I could not.
№ 316691   Added MegaMozg 10-02-2018 / 20:05
You have hands grow from where normal people do not grow!
2 Season 8 Series
№ 305098   Added MegaMozg 20-10-2017 / 14:15
- I have a question? What do you feel, killing the weak and unarmed?
- What do you think happens to a person who burns trash?
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- What does a garbage man when debris from his destiny?
1 Season 4 Series
№ 280019   Added MegaMozg 21-03-2017 / 14:02
- Do you know what kasanda? This... sundew, if the common tongue.
- I'm not sure.
- No? And you are so similar. I decided that you are related.
- What do you mean? Sundew... what is it?
- A flower.
- Ah! Am I a flower? Here, surprise!
- That catches and devours insects.
- Ah, that's what I was expecting.
№ 277972   Added MegaMozg 03-03-2017 / 20:56
Got tired of all kiss my ass, because I'm the captain of the team. You know? The coach, students, even teachers. Last year, when we won the championship, I got a three in biology just after the game. And Mr Furlong changed it to "five". He said that I deserved her strong arms. You know, it really pissed me off. I tried very hard for this "trio"! It was my "three"! I deserve it. I just wish I had the grades they deserve.
№ 264650   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:13
- It means You were the best in Seattle?
Yes.
- But the institution Leslie wins the nomination for the third year in a row? How so?
- People are idiots.
- I think the people are great!
Quote Explanation: a conversation about two competing coffee shops.
2 Season 14 Series
№ 230527   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:37
Is to rely on the words of people - the height of stupidity.
- They are ignorant and weak, even the best of them.
In Par-Wohlen has a similar creation. It is called a monkey. When frightened it wildly yelling and throwing feces.
Oh, how like people. They're not a family?
- It is possible.
№ 160457   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 18:29
If you do not know for anything regrettable, so jealous you have either a selective memory or a pitiful life.
№ 120963   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 09:52
Oh, my dear Stan, you're thinking, not me thinking... About us?
- Yes!
- I... What did you say?
- I thought you needed a helmet and armour. You know that qunari can bite through leather, wood and even metal, though not immediately. People have strong teeth?
- I have strong teeth?
- Yes, and then I can come to mind to try on you heart!
- By heart...
- Yes, just take a metal stick and break it up on fire, and I am afraid that I will feel nothing.
- I think we should abandon the idea.
- Are you sure?
Yes... Yes, I'm sure!
№ 73925   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 08:53
- I saw what you were doing.
- What?
- You played with a kitten!
- Uh... no.
- I saw!
- I... I trained him.
- You're really a big softie!
- Let's close this topic?
- Good-natured!
№ 73923   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 08:53
Mr. Friedman, school aliens!
- Why are you here? Why not at home?
There, in the corridors full of creatures! And this time I'm not guilty...
№ 49228   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 23:27
You people constantly want to become better than you really are. The farmer wants to become a merchant, and the merchant king. We need to find happiness in your debt. If the farmer will buy the counter, it won't be a seller. It will be the farmer behind the counter. One life - one duty.
(No one has their place. Farmers want to be merchants, merchants delusional nobility, and the nobles become warriors. No one is happy with the place that is.)
№ 40864   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 17:52