Movie: Bedazzled (Bedazzled) (2000)

- You seem to be a big skeptic, Elliot. Look, you better believe that I'm the devil. This will save us from unnecessary questions.
- Maybe I'll catch you a ride? Although you are unlikely someone will be lucky at this late hour in hell...
- Oh, what a piquant wit. You and me, we'll get along just fine. You have so much potential. But you can transform, to subdue the fate of their own. You will be respected. You will love. Will be afraid. You need a obvious example? Then desire is conceived. What you want. Any! Just say!
- I don't know what it was about. Well, I want a big Mac and a glass of Coke.
- A glass of Coke and a big Mac, fries. Look, Elliot, give me three fifty-seven. I left my purse in the underworld. Done!
- Oh, Yes! It really is a miracle! Here the work of the devil, and I was a fool to doubt... That doesn't prove anything, I myself would have to do it for the money. Even potatoes did not put...

- Hey, Elliot, what if I say that I have a rare surjectively gift to fulfill even the most cherished dreams.
- Who are you?
Will keep it a secret? Swear that this goes no further? I'm the devil.
Okay, looks like someone's had too much to drink...
- I'm the devil! Satan. Lucifer. Beelzebub. The Prince Of Darkness. Or Princess of Darkness, if you will. Here is my card. [holds out a business card "THE DEVIL"]
- Oh! The devil. So it is written. Now I believe you.

- Do you mind? Maybe you don't like me?
- No. You just class!
- You have no idea how right you are!

I saw you talking with that girl.
- A. Yes. Yes. But it is, unfortunately, not mine.
- And you would have liked? Huh? If a man is willing to give everything, if only the girl was his. Obviously, what she means to him.
- Why do you think so? As you may have heard it, because I was standing so far away?
- I have amazing hearing and a lot of other wonderful qualities. [the cue on a billiard ball pushes all balls into the pockets.]
- Stunned!
- Let's find a place to talk!

- Hello.
Hi.
- I... I found it... Well, I was standing there... Um... And...
- And you're talkative. Any girl talk!

You're not a virus! You're a plague!!

Why punish him? For what he stole from the factory kilo of flour?.. [tries for language ] It's cocaine?!

Everyone wants to have fun, and nobody wants to pay for them. You made a deal! So hurry up and order your desire and pay.

The first paragraph States that I, the Devil undertake to abide by all seven of your desires.

I'm not rushing you, but I think you need to look at the contract.

- She's the devil.
What? Yes, that's right.
- And what you given time?
- Eternity.
- AT! It's a long time. What you could do?
- I? I sold my soul.
- And in return got?!
- I have not received...
In my opinion, it's a lousy deal.

You can transform, bend your destiny to your will. Everything is in your hands.

If you want to make a simple decision that will change your life forever?

Guys, the devil has left me with a hamburger!