Character: Elliot Richards

Why punish him? For what he stole from the factory kilo of flour?.. [tries for language ] It's cocaine?!

- She's the devil.
What? Yes, that's right.
- And what you given time?
- Eternity.
- AT! It's a long time. What you could do?
- I? I sold my soul.
- And in return got?!
- I have not received...
In my opinion, it's a lousy deal.

Guys, the devil has left me with a hamburger!

Yes, I'm gay. Thanks for stopping by.

- What your latest book?
- Yes, all that "Critical deconstruction neuroticescoy era through the prism of the political aspect of the industrial revolution in France, England and Germany." No idea who reads this stuff!
- Well, Elliot, the critics, for example. You already won the Pulitzer prize, although the book is not even printed! [d-R Unhighlighting]
- Well, you know, Dr. Unhighlighted, as the saying goes: "the Pulitzer prize and three-fifty will buy you a latte".

Privet guys, Chom of Delo? Atlicna, I ischo and ryuski know. No hrana of Siba!

- But this is hacking! And illegal invasion!
- I know. Cool, huh?
- And if Allison catches us?
Don't worry, she won't see you. Besides, she's in the shower. Naked. Beyond this door. Go on, open it up and look.
- You what?! Do you think that I really a pervert? You think so? You think I'm pathetic, broken, hopeless loser?
Yes.
- Well in that case I'll look.

I realized that wishes don't come true. All my life I wanted to be beautiful, rich, successful, talented and so on. And always thought that someone had waved a magic wand and all my wishes will come true. And now I realized that magic will not help. And I realized that no matter how high we have climbed in life, and what matters is how we achieved this.

So, what did you learn?
Well, I think I know that women do not know what they want.
- Amen!
They say that they like the high feeling, but you saw what you did to me and Alison on the beach.