Movie: Prisoner of the Caucasus, or Shurik's New adventures. Page 1

Give me the horn!.. Give me the horn, I tell you!.. Both horns! It's my horn!

Somewhere on a white ice floe,
Where it's always cold,
Scratch a bears back
The axis of earth.

Or go out with friend's wife SAI... Ah, what the groom! Or I'll do myself...

Look, sorry, I swear I hurt, well, did nothing, Yes, just walked in.

― Dear guests, welcome.
― Tell me Marin, the Prosecutor do You have?
― All of us, all the city we have, just waiting for you. Wine, dear guests!

― Ah! The two of them...
― And this one, with a tail.
― A donkey doesn't count. The second superfluous.

Incidentally, in the neighbouring district of the groom stole... also a member of the party.

― This is not lezginka, and twist. Show all first.
― Toe of the right foot, you push the butt, that's it. Op! Op! Another butt ... you crush with your left toe. And now the two butt ... you crush together.

― So. The groom relatives agree, too, but the bride...
― They have silly views on marriage.

― Apolitical talk, honestly. Don't understand the political situation.
― See life from the window of my car.
― 25 sheep! When our district... not completely settled with the state for wool.

― A tourist, then... the Purpose of your visit?
― Ethnographic expedition.
― It is clear. Looking for oil?
Not quite. I'm looking for folklore. I am going to record old tales, legends, toasts.
― E! Wah! Toast! [pulls out wine glasses and wine bottle]
― What is it?
― You need to toast. It's for the toast.

No wonder they say the great and wise Abou-Akhmat-Ibn-Bey, the first driver of that machine: "bear in Mind, that only Allah knows what happens to the spark of this unworthy bastard in the glorious family of internal combustion engines".

The machine is a beast, look!

VI did not justify the rendered high trust!...