Movie: Prisoner of the Caucasus, or Shurik's New adventures. Page 2
Hey, crazy! Sit down, get a lift!
Quote Explanation: The driver saw Edward escaped from a mental hospital Shurik.
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MegaMozg 22-09-2017 / 14:18
- Who stole it?! Ah, Yes... Who is the groom?!
We know about it only at the wedding.
There will be no wedding!!! I stole - I'll go and rescue her!
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MegaMozg 22-09-2017 / 14:15
― I've brought the toast.
― Bad, right?
Well...
― That allow themselves to listen?
― You asked for in triplicate...
Quote Explanation: It is about an explanatory note in triplicate. Because the administrator and brought three explanatory and three bottles of wine.
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MegaMozg 22-09-2017 / 14:12
- You have no right! This is the mob IAW! I demand to be judged by the Soviet laws.
- Did you buy her according to the Soviet laws? Or according to the Soviet laws did you have her kidnapped? Stop this useless discussion. Sister, turn the TV louder.
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MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 08:50
And I drink? What is there to drink? [pulls out a huge bottle of red wine by the liter for three]
- You misunderstood me. I don't drink. You know? Not have the physical ability.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 19:58
- Filterable virus of foot and mouth disease, especially the rapidly developing in the body... <...> nicotine, alcohol, and...
- Excesses bad...
Yes.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 19:58
Sin to laugh at sick people!
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 19:58
- Tell me, did it hurt?
It all depends on the needle diameter.
- Tell, and you have dia-a-Amer... Already, huh?
Quote Explanation: waiting for injection (injection).
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 19:58
Excellent student! Komsomolskaya Pravda! Athlete!
Quote Explanation: Gabriel, Nina's uncle about his niece.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 19:57
- What do you think of marriage?
- Well, actually a positive.
- No. Her to think about it yet.
- Think about it no one early and never too late, by the way!
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 15:06
If I were a Sultan,
I would have three wives
And triple the beauty
Would be surrounded.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 10:03
No need to hurry... Need to return to society full of man!
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 08:26
... and disrupted the process of opening of the wedding Palace. Then the ruins of the chapel...
- Excuse me, the chapel is also I ruined?
- No. It was up to You. In the XIV century.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 08:26
Budesh to fry a shish kebab from this nevesta - call me!
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 08:26
- Can I see the Prosecutor?
Can. Where we have a Prosecutor?
- In the sixth ward, where Napoleon was before.
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MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:55
