Movie: Pretend to be my wife (Just Go with It)



- Name something that makes you sad.
- When dad has no time for me... [starts to cry]
Is a horror! [leaves]
- Yeah, enough like white on rice.
Quote Explanation: Children (Palmer and Danny) playing "Questions"
№ 219383   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 09:13
Hello, I have not had time to make any reservations, but I need two rooms.
- Of course, but, unfortunately, leaving only the older fast story is 8 thousand dollars per night and the presidential - 12 thousand dollars.
- $12 per night? Rooms made out of Panda?
No, but you did a wonderful suggestion, I'll do it.
[Danny gives credit card to the clerk.]
- Fuck me... uh... I mean, you can move in.
Quote Explanation: Check in at the hotel in Hawaii
№ 219379   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 09:12
You don't need a serious relationship. When it gets serious, you have to get married, but if you married have a divorce.
№ 170915   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 14:55
You know what I love? You're always ready to help and never expect anything in return, even when I say "thank you", I'm not sure if you can hear me... and I love... I love... you're the only person I have never in my life have not lied, I swear to God! I trust you more than anyone else, you know everything about me! And I love your smile... your Smile is magical... When I'm in the operating room, all I think about - "so, twenty more minutes and I will see that smile" my day starts with the smile!
№ 137632   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 17:58
- And many people - they're sheep dressabout to fight each other... in the club fighting sheep!
- In the club fighting lambs???
- Yes, all the sheep gather together and begin to shout "BAA". Only heard that BAA, BAA, BAA, BAA! And then - again! - the hoof, the hoof, legaut, BAA, BAA, BAA - boom! And one cut down.
№ 110839   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 20:59
The game is "if you could become someone other than yourself, who would you be?"
Mr. Ted Cessary.
- Our mailman? Why?
- He looks as if he understands everything.
№ 87387   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 16:24
How much do you want?
- $600 per day, plus overtime if we go over 8 hours, the makeup and my hair, and pay a six-week acting classes, which my mom can't afford it.
- $50 per day and two-week acting classes near to your house.
- $500 and 4 week courses.
$ 300 and 3 weeks.
- Comes.
- I would agree for 500.
- And I would agree for the sake of experience.
№ 87386   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 16:24
Look at yourself! Well, just like... Barbie and grandpa Ken.
№ 87385   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 16:24
- And if I had a deformity, You would have taken me to Hawaii?
Well, if you had a deformity, I'd take you to Hawaii, but there would have left to you.
№ 87384   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 16:24
We were standing on this beautiful cliff. I was looking at the Pacific ocean and thought to myself: "Wow, and now I will start a new life with the woman you love". But the problem was that the one you love was not there.
№ 87332   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 16:21
In my life there was nothing more real than you.
№ 87331   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 16:21
- Why we laugh all the time? What are we, sick?
№ 81990   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:53