Movie: The adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson: Acquaintance



Miss Stoner, you have cat?
Cat - no, we have only the hyena and baboon.
The hyena we saw, but it is unlikely she will drink milk from a small saucer.
Ms. Stoner, are you the baboon?
- Walks around the house.
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I must congratulate You, Watson, You did, in General, correct observation. You made a mistake only in the sign: it was necessary to put a plus, and You put a minus. I do have a direct relationship to the underworld. I'm a detective.
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You're going to slide, get going! [Boxing]
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And still is incredible that such a man as Sherlock Holmes, was an ordinary criminal.
- Extraordinary! ...That's it, that's wonderful. I am convinced that he does not commit crimes! He is a thinker! A criminal mastermind!
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- Excuse me, Holmes... You're a sharp man, it shows! You perfectly know the chemistry... How well do You know... of things known to every student?!
Well, when I was a student, I knew that, and then thoroughly forgotten.
- You brag about your ignorance?!
- And You, Watson, can distinguish between dirt on the Regent street of dirt on Piccadilly? Or ashes of the Havana cigar from the ashes of Manila? Or can you tell me what is written in the third paragraph "the penal Code of the British Empire"? Can?
- But I'm talking about basic things that everyone knows!
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Is a novel? Are you reading the novels?
- And You want to say... don't read? It's Dickens!
- Do not read do not read and do not intend to read. I do not read fiction.
- Well, what story? Philosophy?
- History, philosophy... hands do not take.
- What about Aristotle? Joan Of Arc, Copernicus?
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No, really beast! Broke into the house, made a mess, ruined a good thing! [extends bent Grimsby Rouletta, poker]
Quote Explanation: Grimsby Roylott bent with bare hands poker as a demonstration of his power. In response to "violent rudeness" Holmes hands simply bend it back.
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How awful it would be to live in a world where no one would talk about poetry, about art, about politics... Where everyone knows only what he needs for business...
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- I tell you, Watson?
- I slept soundly. But I woke up to this...
- But you said that you liked music.
Music? Yes. But this... I thought someone is bad or the cat stuck in the pipe.
Maybe You are right. But the fact that it's one of my habits - under these sounds I think better. And now just something to think about.
- You'd better think about that [pours the powder with sleeping pills in my mouth] that is already two in the morning.
[Watson takes the glass of water and sees at the bottom of the eyes]
- What is it?
- The eyes. Of the human eye.
Glass?
- A real. It is considered that the pupil of the murdered remains of the image of the murderer at the last moment before death. I had several experiences and can confidently say: absolute nonsense. Dear Watson, to You comfort, I can play more familiar to Your hearing.
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- Been to the East?
- Recently, but how did you know?
- Forget it! Tell me, doctor Watson, you understand the importance of my discovery?
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Did not wait for me... the Hunger is stronger male solidarity..
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- But I'm not everyone! Watson, understand that the human brain is an empty attic, you can stuff with anything. A fool does: pulling back the necessary and unnecessary. And finally there comes a time when even the most basic thing there is not zapihnesh. Or it is hidden so far that it will not get. I do it differently. In my attic I only needed the tools. A lot of them, but they are in perfect order and always at hand. A clutter I don't need.
- The doctrine of Copernicus, according to you, trash?!
Okay. For example, the Earth revolves around the Sun.
- That is... that is... LIKE for example???
- The earth revolves around the Sun. But I in my case it's not useful!
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- Dear Holmes, you are a great sleuth!
- Dear Watson, I've always said it!
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Such people, as I do very little, Watson. Maybe even I like this one.
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Copernicus... the name sounds Familiar, what did he do?
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