Movie: Last action hero (The Last Action Hero)

- The point is that there are no unattractive women, I want to say, where ordinary, everyday women? They are not, because this is a film.
- No, this is California.

- There are a lot worse things. There are politicians, wars, forest fires, famine, plague, disease, pain, cancer, politics.
- You already mentioned them.
- You know what I said, but they are much worse than all the rest put together.

- There's a bomb!
He's alive! A couple of scratches only, the two policemen killed.
Two days until retirement. [hanging on the palm tree Sergeant wounded]

- When he is not shooting, he is engaged in entomology, he can SWAT you like a bug...
- Like a fly, Sicilian jackass.

- He prays, now he is praying, and his spirit will go to heaven, and I send to heaven the villain.
- Don't talk, act!
Hey, Claudius! You killed my father. Big mistake! [lit cigar from Zippo, Jack throws that out the window]
- Not OK something in the Kingdom of Denmark and hamlet decided to work things out. [Jack threw the skull of Yorick in the head of the guard]
Stay, good Lord.
- Who said. because I am good?! [ pulls out Uzi and continues to kill the guards]
Now no one wishes gentle Prince Goodnight.
To be or not to be!... Not to be! [The entire castle explodes.]

- Not to start. No problem! Easily.
Hey! Want to become a pilot, your dream came true! [from a powerful kick between his legs that COP threw] Duiker, the next cripple.

And after all I've done for you, you turned to me 360 degree?
- 180, mindless eater spaghetti, 180.

- Where are you going?
- I will be back! You didn't know what I say?
- You always say that this is your calling card.

- I know it's ridiculous. I'm the famous comedian Arnold Braunshweiger.
- Schwarzenegger.
- Hende Hoh.

- I thought we were in trouble.
I'm sorry to disappoint you, kid, but you have to know all the delights of life: acne, shaving, premature ejaculation and your first divorce.

- Danny, get the car.
- I can't. Her helicopter crashed.
- I hate when that happens.

- Can I talk to drug dealers in the house?
- I'm sorry...
- Perfect weather. We went out to shoot drug dealers. You are they found?

- I snap my fingers, you both will become tomorrow's fertilizer for lawns.
- I just have a few questions. First, why am I wasting time talking to you when I have more important and dangerous things, for example, to buy their own socks? And you're going to snap my fingers if I break?