Movie: Heart of a dog. Page 2
What do you mean by devastation? The old woman with a crutch? A witch who smashes all the Windows and put out all the lights? Yes it does and does not exist. What do you mean by this word? It is this: if I, instead of operating every evening, will start in his apartment singing the chorus, I will come devastation. If I'm entering the restroom, will, pardon the expression, peeing beside the pan and the same will be to do Zina and Darya Petrovna, in the lavatory will begin devastation. Consequently, the disruption is not in the closet, and in their heads.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 08:48
Not necessary to change a dog into a human, and human to dog. Nothing good will come of it.
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 17:32
I was severely wounded during the operation.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 11:01
And - God forbid - never read before lunch Soviet Newspapers.
- Um... why others do not.
- So don't read any.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 11:01
- Dad is a forensic investigator...
- Duck is also a bad heredity!
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 17:39
- You oppress me sick, dad.
What?! What I'm your father! What is this familiarity? Call me by my name.
Yes that you: do not spit, do not smoke, do not go there. Clean as a tram. What are you to me do not give to live?
And what about the "daddy" is you in vain. Did I ask for me to do the operation?
Pretty thing: grabbed the animal, slashed with a knife head...
And I may be their permission for the operation is not allowed.
Nor would my relatives.
I claim, may have the right to present.
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MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 10:11
Oh-Oh-Oh!.. Fuck you, Professor!!!
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 17:07
- A document, Philip Philipovich, I have.
Document? Damn... And maybe this... somehow...
- That's - sorry. You know, a person without documents is strictly forbidden to exist.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 17:07
Why was the carpet removed from the main staircase? M? Is it that Karl Marx forbids people to cover staircases with carpets? Somewhere Karl Marx said that the second entrance of the house on Prechistenka street should be boarded and have to go around through the back entrance?
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 17:07
- Well, the name, may I ask?
- Surname? I agree to take hereditary.
Namely?..
- Balls.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 17:07
I am just four, among them one woman dressed as a man, two men, armed with revolvers, and terrorized me!
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 17:07
- You know, Professor, if you hadn't been a European star and you didn't stand up would be the most outrageous way, you should be arrested!
- For what?!
- And you do not like the proletariat!
Yeah, I don't like the proletariat...
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 17:07
But only condition: like anyone, anything, anytime, but that it was a piece of paper that neither Shvonder nor anyone else could even come to the door of my apartment. The final piece of paper. Actual! Real!! Armor!!!
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 17:07
And where am I supposed to eat?
- In the bedroom!
- It is very possible that Isadora Duncan does. Maybe she has dinner in the study and in the bathroom cuts rabbits. Maybe. But I'm not Isadora Duncan. I shall eat in the dining room and operate in the operating room! Pray inform the General meeting.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 17:07
- Ah, of course, how else, could we be friends! Where. We understand-with! We in universities are not trained. The apartments in 15 rooms and a bathroom lived. Only now it is time to leave. Currently, everyone has their right...
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 17:07
