Movie: Spider-man: Returning home (Spider-Man: Homecoming)

Hey, if you want to shoot, shoot me!

When you possess such power and not using it, then you'll always be guilty to prevent.

If someone died?
To blame would be you.
And if you lost,
To blame would be me.

- Ned?! What are you doing here?
- I... Look... N-porn...?

- You got bit by a spider? And I can? I guess it hurts? But, no matter, even if it hurts - suffer... Maybe it's sooo painful?
- The spider died. [...]
- You lay eggs?
What?! Oh no!
- Spit venom?
- No.
- Can summon an army of spiders?
- No, Ned.
How far do you throw webs?
- I don't know, shut up!

- Are you a vigilante?!
Yes. Almost. Just don't tell anyone about this, it's a big secret!
- The secret? Why?
- If Mei finds out that everyone trying to kill me every night, she will not be allowed to do it! Ned, please!
- Okay. Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes. To be honest... I can't, it was the coolest thing happened to me!

- Happy! Happened to me incredible! Guys Rob ATM with some advanced weapons, and...
- Calm down, I don't have time for ATM robbery, your touching messages, I need to organize the move! All I need to get to the end of the week!
Wait, who's moving where?
- You don't watch the news? Tony sold the tower of the Avengers, we're moving to a new complex where I would like to believe that cellular communication does not catch.

- Thank you Mr. stark, but I can't.
- I can't... I do not understand?
- Well, I... I think I'll be a friendly neighbor spider-Man. Someone has to protect ordinary people.

- Liz a new cardigan?
- No. We already saw her with another skirt.
- We should stop staring like perverts.
- Pozdnyakov. Losers.

- Peter? You still with us?
- Uh, Yes! Um... extra weight, just gravity to the sinus.
- Right. See Flash, the main thing is not speed, but the result.
- You Khan.

Join us! And together we will build a Death Star.
What?! That is awesome! A lot of details?
- 3803
- That's crazy.
- I know!

Salute Penis Parker!

- What happened?
- You fell and landed on face.

- How did you find me? Built into my suit bug or something like that?
- I built in your suit everything, including the heater.
- Woomph!