Character: Michelle (Michelle)



- Liz a new cardigan?
- No. We already saw her with another skirt.
- We should stop staring like perverts.
- Pozdnyakov. Losers.
№ 296446   Added MegaMozg 03-08-2017 / 21:18
You like those women that sleep with everybody, only not with those who love them.
№ 219947   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 10:14
- I want to see her, but I don't want to disappoint her. How is it, when you love someone?
I don't know, you give flowers, you say you've changed, that you were a dummy, you know?
- Yes, flowers is good. However, be sure to say that I was a jerk?
- No, not necessarily stupid, you can say that you were worthless, shit, asshole, pig...
- And, okay, I have a whole list, thank you!
№ 210351   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 12:58
- You have very beautiful feet, Swann.
- Oh, thank you! Besides them I have two.
№ 210350   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 12:58
- No, Stella is very beautiful, a natural blonde, what you want, but I still found that she was hiding drugs all over the apartment. Do you think I'm desperate, I have cause for concern.
- A suicide attempt because of the food, including pastries, did not cause you concern?
- No.
№ 210349   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 12:58
- Her ass is like Halley's comet, so you can see time in 15 years!
- 75, Halley's comet appears every 75...
- Even more so!
№ 210347   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 12:58
- When you're scared or surprised or both together, you get a strange glint in his eyes!
- Well, so what?
- I want to sleep with you because of that glare.
№ 187076   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 12:20
Some people are not made to let each other go.
№ 169482   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 13:49
- Why would I be jealous of Her? You don't even remember her name.
- Of course, I do not remember. The name is the most important thing. If you want to forget everything, we must start with the basics. With a name.
№ 169477   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 13:49
- What did you wanna be growing up?
In adults. Joke.
№ 169474   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 13:48
Nothing can be more tragic for him who thought to die than a slow recovery. After the man touched the wing of death, what seemed important, ceases to be; other things are important that they did not seem and the existence of which he didn't even know. The accumulation of all acquired knowledge is erased from the soul, like paint, and sometimes the exposed skin, now, before the hidden being.
№ 156072   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 14:50
On Pattaya's nowhere to go, it's a cesspool, gutter, blows where all the dregs of Western neurosis.
№ 154612   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 13:31
Aging is generally not great; to be lonely - worse.
№ 154026   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 13:02
On the one hand, hundreds of millions of inhabitants of developed countries; they have everything I want except for one thing: sexual satisfaction; they are looking, looking, not find and therefore utterly miserable. On the other hand, billions of people, who have nothing; they are starving, die young, live in unsanitary conditions, they have nothing to sell except their bodies and their unspoiled sexuality. What is there to understand, it is clear as day: the perfect conditions for exchange. Money it is possible to do the unthinkable: that there is Informatics, biotechnology, mass media - there is no sector of the economy can not be compared.
№ 154024   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 13:02
It can encourage people to do boring and hard work? Here, in my opinion, the only meaningful question in politics.
№ 154023   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 13:02