Movie: Queen of the gas station



Uncle! Uncle, what about the money? You have to pay...
Uncle! Uncle, what about the money? You have to pay...
№ 466393   Added MegaMozg 01-05-2024 / 15:51
I understand, dear. I understand why you are planning to run. Right! Run away from here wherever you look. God! Longing is green in summer, yellow in autumn, white in winter ...
№ 403359   Added MegaMozg 02-09-2020 / 01:33
- You throw these pictures! Track - that's where the beauty!
- Do not you get tired - every day the same.
- What are you? Imagine: Yalta, Carpathian mountains, gardens Vinnitsa, Golden bread Poltava. Today here, tomorrow there. Perpetual motion. The song wheels by the siren's song.
№ 381899   Added Viker 05-11-2019 / 14:13
- Shortage! Candies "Kitty" two kilograms of... Where "Kitty"?
- Well, have the condescension to female weakness.
- A beer and... also a woman's weakness? And the liver? Where the liver is?
- You have a short memory, Panas Petrovich, about the liver...
- Huh? Right, liver I ate...
Anechka...
- Rogneda Karpovna! I'm a person revithousa buffet, and you face the audited. And no Panacek, you know!
№ 324864   Added MegaMozg 01-05-2018 / 19:21
You would only be in the barbershop from a spray bottle to sprinkle. Little thing!
№ 324863   Added MegaMozg 01-05-2018 / 19:20
Do not be ridiculous people! Ballerina...
Quote Explanation: Rogneda Karpovna, the barmaid at the gas station, trying to turn "device for the harmony of shapes", the English name "hula hooping" - this as she used the iron ring removed from the barrel.
№ 324862   Added MegaMozg 01-05-2018 / 19:19
In fact, my grandmother was forbidden to meet strangers.
№ 270103   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:29
- And who says?
- Anonymous.
- God gave name.
№ 218427   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:48
To be rude not everyone is able. There must have talent.
№ 218423   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:48
(about the car)
- what are you doing, microbe estate?
№ 26656   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 07:08