Movie: Elf (Elf)



- Beautiful costume.
Is not a costume. I'm an elf. Rather, I'm a human raised by elves.
- I'm a man raised by humans.
№ 352012   Added MegaMozg 04-12-2018 / 22:04
The world is full of amazing creatures, except dogs. Oh, by the way, don't eat yellow snow.
№ 352011   Added MegaMozg 04-12-2018 / 22:03
You have at least the father is. And I was just rolled up one day and left in the cold.
№ 352010   Added MegaMozg 04-12-2018 / 22:02
- Why are you smiling?
- Smile - my favorite thing.
- Your favorite hobby - work! And only job.
№ 352005   Added MegaMozg 04-12-2018 / 21:03
Thanks, but I don't sing.
Is no more difficult than talking. Only louder and a little proteina.
№ 352004   Added MegaMozg 04-12-2018 / 21:02
Many people have simply forgotten what is important in this life. This does not mean that they will not be able to find the right path. Maybe they just don't have the Christmas spirit?
№ 352003   Added MegaMozg 04-12-2018 / 20:07
To be human in a world of elves - not an easy task.
№ 352002   Added MegaMozg 04-12-2018 / 20:06
The elves on the shoulder of all three classes. First, the elves making shoes, but at night, when sleeping old shoemaker. And, you can bake cookies in a tree. But to arrange the furnace in the hollow of dangerous, especially during the dry season. Third job elves believe entertainment, a gift and every elf dreams that he will be lucky he gets to a shop of toys Santa Claus.
№ 352001   Added MegaMozg 04-12-2018 / 20:05
What is this obsession in the bag?
№ 352000   Added MegaMozg 04-12-2018 / 20:04
- You know, it sounds ridiculous, but many southerners don't believe in Santa Claus.
What? And who, in their opinion, gives gifts?
- Among the people the rumor is that mom and dad.
- This is ridiculous! And cookies out for Santa? Also parents eat?
№ 32135   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 11:19