Movie: A million in the marriage basket
And you ruined my beautiful, my new bra, you had nothing to carry watermelons. Confusing my bra for a shopping bag. Moron! It would be better to confuse the door and the window. Step - and did not suffer! And straight to hell! It's clear? And yesterday you took the alarm clock to the pawnshop. What for? So that we never wake up. For us to be silent forever. But I woke up and I will not be silent!
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MegaMozg 09-03-2022 / 23:45
He's gone crazy! Oh what a pity...
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MegaMozg 09-03-2022 / 23:42
You sold my suitcase to buy your medals! Why do you need orders? You'd better buy a gun and shoot yourself!
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MegaMozg 09-03-2022 / 23:39
I am a free woman, and I will sleep with whom I want and where I want!
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MegaMozg 09-03-2022 / 23:36
- We will be related to rich seniors! We will have our own coat of arms!
- Sister, you already have your own coat of arms: "M" and "G" against the background of two zeros.
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MegaMozg 21-11-2020 / 00:30
You entered my house by fraudulent means and trade in corpses here.
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MegaMozg 21-11-2020 / 00:27
If a person is a fool, it's forever.
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MegaMozg 21-11-2020 / 00:24
- Does he cry even with chewing gum?
- Cries, but doesn't sing.
- And without the elastic band?
- And cries, and sings!
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MegaMozg 21-11-2020 / 00:21