Cartoon: Daria (Daria). Page 4

- Daria, is that you?
- No, I'm the understudy to confuse assassins.

Darya, don't you want to refresh their memories about the summer camp?
- Of those touching the days when everyone called me "that weird girl"?

To think is to yell at the person and not to explain the reason, he ceases to call you.

Oh, I'm so glad you could come! You were not difficult to find us?
- I whispered to corn growing in front of your porch.

- You're warm sugar cookies for Breakfast?
- I do not blame that burrito wouldn't fit into the toaster.

It is possible to be intellectually developed and morally reprehensible at the same time.

Fish swim, birds fly, but until then, or until they are baked.

- In my day there was such a thing as respect.
- Well, we really need to hear about it, or is it like personal advice?

- Quinn, I'm ready for you to die.
Oh, it would be nice.

- Jake, tell your daughter...
- Oh, I forgot to clean the floorboards in the corridor on the other side of the house.

- Do you like convertibles?
- And you have a convertible?
- No, but the roof is rotten to the core.
Almost a convertible.

My hormones are not raging. Of course, sometimes they fight, but then just stop to talk with each other.

- If you've been touched by an angel, you would not say so.
- Yes, I have applied to the court for harassment.

- There are many mysteries that we do not understand.
- As what the human ego is inflated to such an extent that he believes that the power that created the Universe would care of us.