Cartoon: Daria (Daria). Page 3

- In Andy Warhol man slept for 8 hours. People said it was brilliant!
- These people have changed their opinion as soon as got off the needles.

Who is this Ted, and why didn't you tell us about him and what he's trying to drag you into a cult?
- Oh, My God.
- He makes you call yourself a Lord? Lord Ted?
- No, it's like... God, you're all mad. Ted is a nice guy from the Yearbook. It is unusual, but he's not in a cult. And, in the end, we never see him.
- It's clear she's lying.
- Absolutely clear.
- No questions asked.

The most important thing in a relationship to like the same pizza.

Okay, I have to go to rehearsal, I'm late.
How do you know? You're not wearing a watch.
- I'm always late. Therefore, do not wear a watch, they make me depressed to drive.

I don't believe in hard time, Daria, they hinder creativity.

- Oh, Trent, what happened to the man I married?
We never got married, remember? I overslept.

To waste your smile on a million dollars for scholarships for 10 of thousands is silly.

- The neighbors will start gossiping!
- Excellent, and then they learn to draw pictures on cave walls and civilization will move forward.

- Okay, class, can anyone give me another example of positive or negative incentives?
- ...
- Excellent, class. Ignore me... just like he did. Kevin?
- Well,...
- Shut Up, Kevin! Daria?
Hmm... the child stopped crying, the mother may say: "all right! I'm sending you to El Paso to your real father." Every time a child will bring her out of herself, the mother can wave in front of his face with a plane ticket or even to hang on the wall next to the picture with the clown. This ticket will discourage the child's desire to cry, and in General to show any emotion... forever.
- Well, it's...
- Years later, only one kind of plane or just the sound of the engine above the head may open a Pandora's box and releasing vast years of anger, destroying the fragile child's psyche and causes mental disorders or even death...
- I like the way you think.

- Come see a unique trick of danger. I even insured it, among other things, Yes. This Saturday I will be handcuffed and in a straitjacket and placed in airtight metal military trunk. I will be saved or suffocate?
- The outcome we decide?

- I think the collective process of the irritation of the parents - the Foundation of a relationship?
- For Romeo and Juliet worked!

- Aunt Amy, tell me, and life is all so pathetic, stupid and demeaning, or is it just a phase like this?
Is this just a phase. I'm just waiting for it to complete.

- Hey, Jane, got any change?
Hey, Trent has a conscience?

- What do you think about the song?
- It has rhythm and he can dance. If not ashamed.