Character: Ted



- Guys, let's go look at the station? - stuck it to comoletion.
What we have not seen? The usual gas station, the only space - indifferently shrugged the pilot. Shop with any nonsense, prices are above planetary, and shelf-life at best coming to an end.
- Well, ple-a-ASE! - whined the girl. - I still wonder, and one I'm afraid!
- What?
- Okay, shy - recovered Pauline. - And suddenly there's some aliens, as I will them to explain?
- The language of credit cards.
№ 381794   Added MegaMozg 05-11-2019 / 13:14
- Beauty will save the world!
- Beauty is a direct a superhero of some...
№ 324685   Added MegaMozg 29-04-2018 / 15:26
Love - possessive sense, therefore, to praise his worth with care: sometimes it's beautiful, sometimes ugly.
№ 322181   Added MegaMozg 05-04-2018 / 08:02
... man cannot be with a woman who denies him sympathy.
№ 321472   Added MegaMozg 30-03-2018 / 03:02
- Dad, every man is moulded by the patterns of his era. Therefore, with the advent of a new era he is lost, feels unnecessary - as in the era of digital communication feels the uselessness rotary phone or in the era of computers - typewriter.
So I disc the phone? Typewriter? Old stuff, one word?.. No, no - don't argue. The comparison to the point. I think if I were you, and you, my father, we now would have happened the exact same conversation. It is not that we are different. This is a different era that shaped us.
№ 319746   Added MegaMozg 15-03-2018 / 06:08
- I am a young soul and heart!
- Unfortunately, even the mind.
№ 318353   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2018 / 16:12
- Dad, no one owes nothing.
- Correctly. Every themselves from debt before the other was released. Each player decides for himself his duty, its nature and extent.
- Well, well. Now freedom, dad. No more debt slavery.
Yes slavery was, and threads of the community. Only worn them was as hard as winter clothes in the summer. Freeing yourself from debt to other, the man was without the support of other members of society. It was no use. Here it is, the true nature of the principle "one owes nothing to" - the power of solitude. No one... no one... not-in-the-re-sen! Not well wives.
№ 315528   Added MegaMozg 29-01-2018 / 12:11
[Francis was easy to win by pushing him into a VAT of super-blend, which he wanted to use on puppies.]
Parents trapped in a box, and doesn't move. Baby, I know how to move the box with the puppies.
The - fly. Throw me, I'll get it.
[Opening puppies to start, the puppies fell out with all the missiles, thereby picking up and moving a box with his parents. As the rocket flew without pups, so the plan Francis did not work]
It was quite good. Won.
- Tim, what's happening? Are you okay? [Opening of the parents.] You saved the day. You're our hero. And wonderful big brother. We love you so much.
- Both?!
Love with all my heart.
Quote Explanation: Tim and the Boss won, and Tim even was delighted to hear that their parents loved them both.
№ 311979   Added Viker 23-12-2017 / 10:32
- Should we judge a man by his past? Or should it be judged on its real?
- The person should be judged by his principles, and even actions. We don't always know what is behind the actions, even if they cause us a sharp rejection. But what if the actions of men, whose principles are close to us?
№ 310109   Added MegaMozg 06-12-2017 / 13:06
In sex I do not deny. Denied love.
№ 308712   Added MegaMozg 22-11-2017 / 03:06
Unfortunately, the stupid death comes not only for fools.
№ 305665   Added MegaMozg 25-10-2017 / 18:09
We have created a thinking machine, it should have been sentient!
№ 305023   Added MegaMozg 19-10-2017 / 03:18
What is called the beautiful name of "struggle for survival", often not more than a common, vulgar brawl.
№ 283905   Added MegaMozg 20-04-2017 / 21:41
I'm all for the power of compassion and understanding was stronger than the power fist.
№ 280466   Added MegaMozg 22-03-2017 / 16:13
Fear is born in the void.
№ 277312   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 17:26